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Dirty Dorfman
Dirty Dorfman by CaringCandor January 13, 2022
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Leland dorman
A ancient variation of human life. This special type of human eats everything in its path, sleeps on a floor matress, weights approximately 6009 pounds, has blue hair, and absolutely loves macdonalds.
Leland dorman by Quandalian dingleson April 1, 2022
Dorfmann
/dohrf•mann/
Origin: German
noun
1. a smart, funny, handsome, and literate person; preferably someone who's 40 years old and above.
2. a group of socially and politically aware individuals, whose goals are to provoke discussions of social issues in hopes of raising awareness for what they stand for.
3. someone who is hated for merely stating the truth; especially, when it comes to social and political issues.
Origin: German
noun
1. a smart, funny, handsome, and literate person; preferably someone who's 40 years old and above.
2. a group of socially and politically aware individuals, whose goals are to provoke discussions of social issues in hopes of raising awareness for what they stand for.
3. someone who is hated for merely stating the truth; especially, when it comes to social and political issues.
"I went out for coffee the other day and the guy I bumped into is a total Dorfmann! He called out an elderly lady for berating a cashier who's only doing their job."
"You have to listen to your teacher, especially if they are a Dorfmann."
"That guy over there was so annoying, imagine being told that abortion is a basic human right. What a total Dorfmann!"
"You have to listen to your teacher, especially if they are a Dorfmann."
"That guy over there was so annoying, imagine being told that abortion is a basic human right. What a total Dorfmann!"
Dorfmann by meister ree September 3, 2022
Dormant Fart
a fart that starts off as a small, deliberate fart, but then you suddenly realize that it isn't safe to fart at the moment, so you hold the rest of the fart as long as you can. When it's safe to fart, the fart will be about as loud as a fully-loaded whoopie cushion fart.
Jonny was at work, and farted at his desk when nobody was around. Before he finished the fart, his boss walked in to check on everyone. By the time the boss left, Jonny released his Dormant Fart, and everybody in the surrounding offices heard it. Including the boss.
Dormant Fart by Overlord Oozumpti June 11, 2009
sexually dormant
Much like volcanic dormancy, sexual dormancy implies sexual activity in the past and sexual activity in the future at an unspecified time but a current state of inactivity.
sexually dormant by sylvanparked October 24, 2012
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