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The word means whatever the user want the word to mean. Can be used in a positive or negative manner. Used as a wild card word when you don't know what else to say. Youknow the meaning by how the user uses doytch in the sentence. Expressed for emphisis!!
This bike is so doytch.(Negative)
I want to bone the doytch out of that chick.(positive)
You fuckin' doytch.(negative)
I'm so doytched that you came over.(positive)
That doytch is a cock-sucker.(negative)
Are those two doytching over there?(we'll see)
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sloochin von doitchen 

a dutch master cigarillo, usually grape, strawberry, or cognac flavor
so you guys wanna grab a sloochin von doitchen?

your fucking goddamn right, we have a big fat sack to toke
Related Words
Doytch • Doytchburg • dotch • doitch • Dontcha • Dootch • dortch • Dotche • doutch • doyche
Dortch has multiple meanings
1. A shit or a fart
2. Another word for “had sex with”
3. Being extremely fucked up
1. “Where’s the bathroom I gotta dortch”
2. “Did u get with Sarah last night” “yeah bro I dortched her”
3. Tommy’s had 15 shots tonight.. he’s so dortched.
Dortch by Rick Lawson December 10, 2019
a more appropriate way of saying douche
You big doyche!!!!
Doyche by cleone12 November 1, 2010

dontcha know

a phrase commonly heard in minnesota with a minnesotan accent.

what bobby's mom from bobby's world says a lot in a minnesotan accent.
i'm a loser, dontcha know.

bobby's a right sweetheart, dontcha know.
dontcha know by papermachete November 3, 2005

Tab Dotching 

when you hurt someones feeling to the very core only Serious Role-players can perform Tab Dotching
You Dingle Doofus!
Your Mom looks like a frog
You Minge
Stop Tab Dotching
Tab Dotching by FalangoGaming January 2, 2021

Dortching 

Continuously trying to get a female to like you even though she is showing no interest. Never admitting defeat on a female even though she's shows interest in another man.
"Man I was really Dortching on that girl last night even though she was totally talking to that other guy."
Dortching by Tedcankat May 6, 2013
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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