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The word means whatever the user want the word to mean. Can be used in a positive or negative manner. Used as a wild card word when you don't know what else to say. Youknow the meaning by how the user uses doytch in the sentence. Expressed for emphisis!!
This bike is so doytch.(Negative)
I want to bone the doytch out of that chick.(positive)
You fuckin' doytch.(negative)
I'm so doytched that you came over.(positive)
That doytch is a cock-sucker.(negative)
Are those two doytching over there?(we'll see)
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sloochin von doitchen 

a dutch master cigarillo, usually grape, strawberry, or cognac flavor
so you guys wanna grab a sloochin von doitchen?

your fucking goddamn right, we have a big fat sack to toke
Related Words
Doytch Doytchburg dotch doitch Dontcha Dootch dortch Dotche doutch doyche
Dortch has multiple meanings
1. A shit or a fart
2. Another word for “had sex with”
3. Being extremely fucked up
1. “Where’s the bathroom I gotta dortch”
2. “Did u get with Sarah last night” “yeah bro I dortched her”
3. Tommy’s had 15 shots tonight.. he’s so dortched.
Dortch by Rick Lawson December 10, 2019
a more appropriate way of saying douche
You big doyche!!!!
Doyche by cleone12 November 1, 2010

dontcha know

a phrase commonly heard in minnesota with a minnesotan accent.

what bobby's mom from bobby's world says a lot in a minnesotan accent.
i'm a loser, dontcha know.

bobby's a right sweetheart, dontcha know.
dontcha know by papermachete November 3, 2005

Tab Dotching 

when you hurt someones feeling to the very core only Serious Role-players can perform Tab Dotching
You Dingle Doofus!
Your Mom looks like a frog
You Minge
Stop Tab Dotching
Tab Dotching by FalangoGaming January 2, 2021

Dortching 

Continuously trying to get a female to like you even though she is showing no interest. Never admitting defeat on a female even though she's shows interest in another man.
"Man I was really Dortching on that girl last night even though she was totally talking to that other guy."
Dortching by Tedcankat May 6, 2013