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male in the prosses of being a douche-bag
hey tony, stop being a dootch and get your hands out of my pants
Dootch by mrben410 April 18, 2006
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sloochin von doitchen 

a dutch master cigarillo, usually grape, strawberry, or cognac flavor
so you guys wanna grab a sloochin von doitchen?

your fucking goddamn right, we have a big fat sack to toke

Skoochie Doochie 

The act of cutely seducing your partner through genital combat.

Locking crotches and swapping gravy.

Tunnel patrol.

Disappointing God.
He would drive 20 miles just to skoochie doochie.
A Mormon con-man who is extremely skilled in the art of persuasion but lacks the work ethic to actually complete the con job.

Typically dreams up crazy schemes.
That guy Rob.... he’s such the Dooch!
Dooch by Otee June 19, 2019
A combination of a douche and a moocher. Typically someone that is cheap and annoying.
Those guys always whine about people donating, they are such Doochers!
The word means whatever the user want the word to mean. Can be used in a positive or negative manner. Used as a wild card word when you don't know what else to say. Youknow the meaning by how the user uses doytch in the sentence. Expressed for emphisis!!
This bike is so doytch.(Negative)
I want to bone the doytch out of that chick.(positive)
You fuckin' doytch.(negative)
I'm so doytched that you came over.(positive)
That doytch is a cock-sucker.(negative)
Are those two doytching over there?(we'll see)