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Doorway Dad
What you imagine is behind that cracked door during your fapfest? It's Doorway Dad. He knows when you're awake, he knows when you're asleep. And he watches you masturbate. Beware!
Doorway Dad by Doorway Security November 3, 2009
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Doorway chugging
Is a made up sex act you tell people you're into, to see if they act like they've heard of it. Then later when they Google it, they'll see they were trolled.
Doorway chugging by bartra February 27, 2022
Doorway Ass
Theres no magic here people, its just describing an ass the size of a common doorway. Meaning big giant hips / booty. In reference to the width of a doorway.
I love you baby and that giant doorway ass!
Bring your Doorway ass....my way.
Holy crap that is one giant Doorway Ass
Bring your Doorway ass....my way.
Holy crap that is one giant Doorway Ass
Doorway Ass by Astral916 May 20, 2008
Doorway chonker
Doorway chonker by VeeBEAN September 28, 2021
Doorway Effect
I walked into a random room full of people and I forgot why I was in there and I said, "Sorry, Doorway Effect am I right?"
Doorway Effect by backslash\\\ July 13, 2022
Doorway Curse
When someone is intending to leave a room/building and is standing in the doorway but stops to have a long conversation with someone else.
"I'm gonna go take a shower, alright?"
"okay, but before you go, have you heard of ___?"
"Oh, what's that?"
"blablablablabla"
"blablablablabla"
"oh, I was gonna take a shower. I guess it's the doorway curse"
"okay, but before you go, have you heard of ___?"
"Oh, what's that?"
"blablablablabla"
"blablablablabla"
"oh, I was gonna take a shower. I guess it's the doorway curse"
Doorway Curse by eggplantparmeZHAN July 10, 2024
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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