eggplantparmeZHAN's definitions
"Did you see that scrub trying to holla at you from his friend's ride yesterday?"
"He can't get no love from me"
"He can't get no love from me"
by eggplantparmeZHAN May 17, 2023
Get the Scrubmug. people on the internet who are chalk-full of insecurities and cry that women will never date them and want too much from them while never talking to women and expecting them to magically fall in love with them.
also base their entire personalities on podcast clips and quotes from a child trafficker who called their mother a whore and thinks enjoying food is gay.
also base their entire personalities on podcast clips and quotes from a child trafficker who called their mother a whore and thinks enjoying food is gay.
gary: women are gold diggers they want too much from us
chad: how so
gary: they want me to have a livable wage AND put on deodorant!!! do they think we're made out of money?? i'll never get a beautiful tradfem girlfriend who can't think for herself
chad: maybe it's you that's the issue son. women don't want to date an incel.
chad: how so
gary: they want me to have a livable wage AND put on deodorant!!! do they think we're made out of money?? i'll never get a beautiful tradfem girlfriend who can't think for herself
chad: maybe it's you that's the issue son. women don't want to date an incel.
by eggplantparmeZHAN April 21, 2024
Get the incelmug. A very large amount of something, typically beyond what a human could ever comprehend.
Typically used referring to money, but can be used in any context.
Typically used referring to money, but can be used in any context.
by eggplantparmeZHAN June 5, 2023
Get the diggitydarndillionmug. A guy who comes to your house every night to clean your windows while you sleep. He will only come if you sleep at any point of time in the night, and if you pull an all-nighter then your windows will not be cleaned. This could be an issue under circumstances where your window has the potential to get very dirty. There is a common saying, "Get a full night's rest, or your windows will be dirty!" which I did not just invent on the spot for the convenience of this definition.
"I've pulled two all-nighters in a row and I'm so tired!"
"Your windows must be dirty, maybe you should sleep to the nightly window cleaner will come?"
"That's a good idea."
"Your windows must be dirty, maybe you should sleep to the nightly window cleaner will come?"
"That's a good idea."
by eggplantparmeZHAN May 21, 2023
Get the nightly window cleanermug. a wojak meme, featuring a guy with a shirt saying "billions must die", quoting about the west falling and how billions must die to sacrifice.
this meme has spread and the words have been changed to fit whatever situation it is describing.
"i spilled water on my shirt today. billions must dry"
"there are some harsh truths i don't want to face. billions must deny"
"i'm in a tough situation and i don't know if i'll succeed. billions must try"
"i want to color my hair platinum blonde. billions must dye"
things along those lines
it doesn't have to rhyme with "die" but is funnier when it does
new addition to the wojak doll collection
this meme has spread and the words have been changed to fit whatever situation it is describing.
"i spilled water on my shirt today. billions must dry"
"there are some harsh truths i don't want to face. billions must deny"
"i'm in a tough situation and i don't know if i'll succeed. billions must try"
"i want to color my hair platinum blonde. billions must dye"
things along those lines
it doesn't have to rhyme with "die" but is funnier when it does
new addition to the wojak doll collection
by eggplantparmeZHAN June 1, 2024
Get the billions must diemug. When someone is intending to leave a room/building and is standing in the doorway but stops to have a long conversation with someone else.
"I'm gonna go take a shower, alright?"
"okay, but before you go, have you heard of ___?"
"Oh, what's that?"
"blablablablabla"
"blablablablabla"
"oh, I was gonna take a shower. I guess it's the doorway curse"
"okay, but before you go, have you heard of ___?"
"Oh, what's that?"
"blablablablabla"
"blablablablabla"
"oh, I was gonna take a shower. I guess it's the doorway curse"
by eggplantparmeZHAN July 10, 2024
Get the Doorway Cursemug. NUM-BLEE
A word used to describe food that is very appealing to one's eye: delicious.
Can also be used to describe any edible item that might look edible.
This word is derived from the word "num" which is an onomatopoeia for the sound that your mouth makes when it chews food.
A word used to describe food that is very appealing to one's eye: delicious.
Can also be used to describe any edible item that might look edible.
This word is derived from the word "num" which is an onomatopoeia for the sound that your mouth makes when it chews food.
by eggplantparmeZHAN November 29, 2023
Get the numblymug.