Definitions by eggplantparmeZHAN
Doorway Curse
When someone is intending to leave a room/building and is standing in the doorway but stops to have a long conversation with someone else.
"I'm gonna go take a shower, alright?"
"okay, but before you go, have you heard of ___?"
"Oh, what's that?"
"blablablablabla"
"blablablablabla"
"oh, I was gonna take a shower. I guess it's the doorway curse"
"okay, but before you go, have you heard of ___?"
"Oh, what's that?"
"blablablablabla"
"blablablablabla"
"oh, I was gonna take a shower. I guess it's the doorway curse"
Doorway Curse by eggplantparmeZHAN July 10, 2024
Doorway Curse
When someone is intending to leave a room/building and is standing in the doorway but stops to have a long conversation with someone else.
"I'm gonna go take a shower, alright?"
"okay, but before you go, have you heard of ___?"
"Oh, what's that?"
"blablablablabla"
"blablablablabla"
"oh, I was gonna take a shower. I guess it's the doorway curse"
"okay, but before you go, have you heard of ___?"
"Oh, what's that?"
"blablablablabla"
"blablablablabla"
"oh, I was gonna take a shower. I guess it's the doorway curse"
Doorway Curse by eggplantparmeZHAN July 10, 2024
billions must die
a wojak meme, featuring a guy with a shirt saying "billions must die", quoting about the west falling and how billions must die to sacrifice.
this meme has spread and the words have been changed to fit whatever situation it is describing.
"i spilled water on my shirt today. billions must dry"
"there are some harsh truths i don't want to face. billions must deny"
"i'm in a tough situation and i don't know if i'll succeed. billions must try"
"i want to color my hair platinum blonde. billions must dye"
things along those lines
it doesn't have to rhyme with "die" but is funnier when it does
new addition to the wojak doll collection
this meme has spread and the words have been changed to fit whatever situation it is describing.
"i spilled water on my shirt today. billions must dry"
"there are some harsh truths i don't want to face. billions must deny"
"i'm in a tough situation and i don't know if i'll succeed. billions must try"
"i want to color my hair platinum blonde. billions must dye"
things along those lines
it doesn't have to rhyme with "die" but is funnier when it does
new addition to the wojak doll collection
billions must die by eggplantparmeZHAN June 1, 2024
incel
people on the internet who are chalk-full of insecurities and cry that women will never date them and want too much from them while never talking to women and expecting them to magically fall in love with them.
also base their entire personalities on podcast clips and quotes from a child trafficker who called their mother a whore and thinks enjoying food is gay.
also base their entire personalities on podcast clips and quotes from a child trafficker who called their mother a whore and thinks enjoying food is gay.
gary: women are gold diggers they want too much from us
chad: how so
gary: they want me to have a livable wage AND put on deodorant!!! do they think we're made out of money?? i'll never get a beautiful tradfem girlfriend who can't think for herself
chad: maybe it's you that's the issue son. women don't want to date an incel.
chad: how so
gary: they want me to have a livable wage AND put on deodorant!!! do they think we're made out of money?? i'll never get a beautiful tradfem girlfriend who can't think for herself
chad: maybe it's you that's the issue son. women don't want to date an incel.
incel by eggplantparmeZHAN April 21, 2024
numbly
NUM-BLEE
A word used to describe food that is very appealing to one's eye: delicious.
Can also be used to describe any edible item that might look edible.
This word is derived from the word "num" which is an onomatopoeia for the sound that your mouth makes when it chews food.
A word used to describe food that is very appealing to one's eye: delicious.
Can also be used to describe any edible item that might look edible.
This word is derived from the word "num" which is an onomatopoeia for the sound that your mouth makes when it chews food.
numbly by eggplantparmeZHAN November 29, 2023
edtwt
the most stigmatized section of twitter. many users believe edtwt is just a bunch of fatphobic people encouraging anorexia but it is actually the exact opposite of what you think. edtwt is also clinically insane twt and should be treated as such.
"my irl found my edtwt account , gonna go do a backflip off my balcony"
"yikes, hope they dont send u to the psych ward or smth"
"yikes, hope they dont send u to the psych ward or smth"
edtwt by eggplantparmeZHAN August 15, 2023
diggitydarndillion
A very large amount of something, typically beyond what a human could ever comprehend.
Typically used referring to money, but can be used in any context.
Typically used referring to money, but can be used in any context.
diggitydarndillion by eggplantparmeZHAN June 5, 2023