Doofamism

A stupid euphemism, stoopid sayin'

The last time you bungled a saying it landed on sore ears like some kind of wanky doofamism

by Jerry.g.g November 26, 2016

Doofism

Doofism is the religion of DrDoofensmirtz from the show Phineas and Ferb. DrDoofensmirtz is our lord and savior.

I believe in doofism, and you should too!

by Doofism Believer October 13, 2020

doofimizm

1) A stupid phrase or non-existant word which commonly dribbles out of the mouth of a typical moron, thus proving how stupid they really are. (See nuculer or misunderestimated)

George Bush II has committed many a doofimizm and only a comlplete idiot or a Republican would deny that he is a total moron. (Sorry, I guess "comlplete idiot" and "Republican" are redundant terms.)

by JOE August 27, 2003

Doofism

Doofism is the religion of DrDoofensmirtz, our lord and savior.

I believe in Doofism, you should too!

by Doofism Believer October 13, 2020

yoofamism

An inexplicable use of a word or phrase (that usually means something else) used by a younger generation than you. E.g 'That's sick man' where the use of 'sick' means they approve.

The use of the word 'sick' instead of 'good' is an example of a yoofamism.

by Ace-T June 9, 2018

Doofusism

The philosophy of the Doofus. The doofus generally believes in the power of dooflessness. Doofusses were either A.) Dropped on their heads as children and haven't been able to get that moronic grin off their faces since, or B.) Become actual Dukes of Doofusism and immediately discover that "you don't want to be a Duke of Doofusism." (It involves an initiation ceremony of stretching, cutting, probing and other rather orifice exposing actions. No you don't want to be a Duke of Doofusism, indeed!) The Doofus believes in the magic of the doofus laugh. Although the classic doofus laugh is sincerely enjoyed by the doofus, it sounds like "high-fidelity peckerwood shit" to anyone with any cool at all.

Doofusism is different than most religions. For example, while Catholicism is the church of perpetual guilt. Doofuscism is the church of eternal chuckling at your own jokes (God knows, no one else will).

by the pro from dover July 29, 2010

doofism

the act of being ignorant or stupid. dumb as shit. clueless.

that was a total doofism when he threw the ball to second base when the play was at first base

by silent shiznit May 20, 2010