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Doofism is the religion of DrDoofensmirtz, our lord and savior.
I believe in Doofism, you should too!
Doofism by Doofism Believer October 13, 2020
the act of being ignorant or stupid. dumb as shit. clueless.
that was a total doofism when he threw the ball to second base when the play was at first base
doofism by silent shiznit May 20, 2010

doofism syndrome

to act oblivious even though everything was intentional. all while having poor spelling and grammar.
that guy steven’s got doofism syndrome. he called people insults and then proceeded to backpedal and say he genuinely didn't mean to hurt anyone’s feelings.

doofimizm 

1) A stupid phrase or non-existant word which commonly dribbles out of the mouth of a typical moron, thus proving how stupid they really are. (See nuculer or misunderestimated)
George Bush II has committed many a doofimizm and only a comlplete idiot or a Republican would deny that he is a total moron. (Sorry, I guess "comlplete idiot" and "Republican" are redundant terms.)
doofimizm by JOE August 27, 2003

Door-To-Doorism 

A religious act in which any other religion goes door to door to "Spread The good word". They Either 1: Knock on your door and reading passages to you in their bible while he/she insults you for all the "sins" you've committed or 2: Knock on your door and wedge a card of their church in your door jamb and leave.
Guy 1: There's a asshole outside spreading the good word

Guy 2: That is Door-To-Doorism

doofiswad 

A doofiswad is a real jackoff kinda character, a real shithead, a dumbass, a flickted retard son-of-a-bitch that you'd like to smack upside the head.
Fuck off you doofiswad.

Man, what a doofiswad.

Eat me, doofiswad.
doofiswad by Ezeerider April 1, 2005
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Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
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We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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