Doofism 

Doofism is the religion of DrDoofensmirtz from the show Phineas and Ferb. DrDoofensmirtz is our lord and savior.

I believe in doofism, and you should too!

Doofism by Doofism Believer October 13, 2020

Doofism 

Doofism is the religion of DrDoofensmirtz, our lord and savior.

I believe in Doofism, you should too!

Doofism by Doofism Believer October 13, 2020

doofism 

the act of being ignorant or stupid. dumb as shit. clueless.

that was a total doofism when he threw the ball to second base when the play was at first base

doofism by silent shiznit May 20, 2010

doofimizm 

1) A stupid phrase or non-existant word which commonly dribbles out of the mouth of a typical moron, thus proving how stupid they really are. (See nuculer or misunderestimated)

George Bush II has committed many a doofimizm and only a comlplete idiot or a Republican would deny that he is a total moron. (Sorry, I guess "comlplete idiot" and "Republican" are redundant terms.)

doofimizm by JOE August 27, 2003

Door-To-Doorism 

A religious act in which any other religion goes door to door to "Spread The good word". They Either 1: Knock on your door and reading passages to you in their bible while he/she insults you for all the "sins" you've committed or 2: Knock on your door and wedge a card of their church in your door jamb and leave.

Guy 1: There's a asshole outside spreading the good word

Guy 2: That is Door-To-Doorism

Door-To-Doorism by Foxhound946 July 7, 2010

doofiswad 

A doofiswad is a real jackoff kinda character, a real shithead, a dumbass, a flickted retard son-of-a-bitch that you'd like to smack upside the head.

Fuck off you doofiswad.

Man, what a doofiswad.

Eat me, doofiswad.

doofiswad by Ezeerider April 1, 2005

Doorism 

A cult mate by Tate. All followers must never abuse doors

Hey doorism is cool you should buy a shirt

Doorism by danny_wegman January 7, 2019