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doofimizm 

1) A stupid phrase or non-existant word which commonly dribbles out of the mouth of a typical moron, thus proving how stupid they really are. (See nuculer or misunderestimated)

George Bush II has committed many a doofimizm and only a comlplete idiot or a Republican would deny that he is a total moron. (Sorry, I guess "comlplete idiot" and "Republican" are redundant terms.)
doofimizm by JOE August 27, 2003
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A stupid euphemism, stoopid sayin'
The last time you bungled a saying it landed on sore ears like some kind of wanky doofamism
Doofamism by Jerry.g.g November 26, 2016
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doofimism 

We expected the usual non-sequitur from Jerry but were totally nonplussed when he lobbed a doofimism.
doofimism by Jerry.g.g November 26, 2016

doofimism 

We expected the usual non-sequitur from Jerry but were totally nonplussed when he lobbed a doofimism.
doofimism by Jerry.g.g November 26, 2016

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026