dooche

misspelling of the word "douche" that many people on "urban dictionary" use to define douchey things like dooche burgers.

This misspelling is also associated with duche or dooshe but there are more misspellings.
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(in text)
J: ur dads a dooche dood
JP: well ur a dumbass douche
J: Dooooooood!

by paul sulivan November 25, 2010

dooche

like a duche except more duchey

alec baldwin is a dooche, tom cruise is a dooche, helen hunt is a dooche,john kerry is a dooche,amy klobichar is a dooche. ect.

by kpaske January 17, 2007

dooche bag

1.a item used to clean out any "jucies" that may be in a women's vaginal canal.

2.a good name to call someone

1. After sarah got nailed, she needed a dooche bag to clean herself out.

2. John fell over and i laughed and called him a dooche bag.

by Patrick April 19, 2005

dooche canoe

used for the import and export of dooche.

hey scotty pack me a popper.""no."" ur a dooche canoe.

by whorewood December 1, 2010

Dooche Sac

PRONOUNCED (DO - CH - SACK)
A teacher that always gets her lesson plans from Freedom Writers.

serrina: omg jacob, Ms. Gallaway is getting all her lessonplans from Freedom Writers.

jacob: yeah totally, what a dooche sac.

by jayybaybay October 21, 2008

dooche bag

a female eater outer

caitlin u are a dooche bag!!!!

by Meghan June 15, 2004

dooche burger

a light snack in the morning or evening, goes well with ketchup and mayo

"grandmas famous homestyle dooche burgers"

by mike and dave!! February 23, 2005