The feminine form of douchebag. Used to describe someone who embodies the highest form of idiocy while also maintaining elevated levels of cuntishness. A person who sucks. May also apply to males who have transcended mere douchebaggery by whining, throwing tantrums, or lacking in manhood so much that their testicles have actually inverted, travelled upwards into the body cavity, and become ovaries.
Just drive through the Hamptons or Beverly Hills. You'll find plenty.
Ex: That newscaster on My13 News at 11 is such a douchebitch...
A douchebitch is a girl who acts like a douchebag. That girl that you see/know and the first word that comes to mind when you think of her is "douchy". She is like the bitch who is not just a bitch but she actually thinks she is cool and that people like her. Main problem here is that she is oblivious to the fact that she is a complete douche and girls and guys alike find her annoying and hope she doesn't come to parties/outings and annoy people. She is a girl we have to tell people about before they meet her. When they do they are like "oooooh yeah ok that girl! Yup I totally know what you mean!"
Wow, that girl (insert name here) is such a douchebitch. Tonight she actually thought the shit she was saying about other people was funny. She even made a joke about fat people and said racist shit to my (some culture) roommate and thought is was okay. Not to mention the fact that she spent the whole night texting 8 different guys then talked crap about all of them to everyone. She fucked them all already and had three of them come to the party. She also told me we are lucky she came to our party because she is so busy and barely had time yet she drank all our alcohol and stayed all night. She's on the couch with two dudes with her shoes on, passed out with her boobs out. Oh wait no the dudes are leaving now. What a fuckin douchebitch.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!