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Donton
(Rhymes with wanton) A practical joke, in which the perpetrator screams "Donton!" when the joke is revealed as a ruse.
"I can't believe I backed into that cop car the other day." -Friend 1
"Life is just a series of being dontonned by God."-Friend 2
"Life is just a series of being dontonned by God."-Friend 2
Related Words
Donkton • dankton • donkfonker • donkronkulous • donkson • Donktown • Donkwonk • donston • Donton • Dontongo
donkronkulous
Inspired by the term redonkulous, it means an even higher level of ridiculousness; unbelievably crazy.
I can't believe we're expected to do that. That's so ridiculous. No, it's beyond that, it's donkronkulous!
donkronkulous by Dave Schillinger January 17, 2008
Donktown
Cynthia, the girl I met last weekened is such a slut. You can go to donktown with her anytime you want.
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I haven't been to donktown in a while. I desperately need some.
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I haven't been to donktown in a while. I desperately need some.
Donktown by The Modern Etymologist October 23, 2011
dankton
dankton by Imthehamman August 5, 2023
donkson
The Donkson isn't so much a thing that Dan is as it is an abstract idea in which he embodies. An idea that consists of various little things, sort of all tied together: underage girls and trashiness (but in a classy way). Sort of a perfect melding of class and trash. It's a way of burning old people and beating the new. It's sort of a culmination of all that mean things you can do to people; but not just doing them mean, but doing them right.
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