Donkton

Describes someone's tongue that is really long or penis-shaped.

That dude over there has a Donkton.

That guy's dog has a Donkton.

by Bree February 2, 2005

Donton

(Rhymes with wanton) A practical joke, in which the perpetrator screams "Donton!" when the joke is revealed as a ruse.

"I can't believe I backed into that cop car the other day." -Friend 1
"Life is just a series of being dontonned by God."-Friend 2

by tusness October 30, 2017

Dontonio

A sexy smart funny amazing powerful person. Who will stop at nothing to get what he want

girl 1: Did you see him?
girl 2: Yeah he is such a Dontonio

by jay_mealz December 5, 2010

donkronkulous

Inspired by the term redonkulous, it means an even higher level of ridiculousness; unbelievably crazy.

I can't believe we're expected to do that. That's so ridiculous. No, it's beyond that, it's donkronkulous!

by Dave Schillinger January 17, 2008

Donktown

A word made to vaguely tell someone that your going to "get some" or want to "get some".

Cynthia, the girl I met last weekened is such a slut. You can go to donktown with her anytime you want.

or

I haven't been to donktown in a while. I desperately need some.

by The Modern Etymologist October 23, 2011

dankton

"He got red skin, I got red dot. HA! HA!"

Dankton is plankton if he took INF shots of lean

by Imthehamman August 5, 2023

donkson

The Donkson isn't so much a thing that Dan is as it is an abstract idea in which he embodies. An idea that consists of various little things, sort of all tied together: underage girls and trashiness (but in a classy way). Sort of a perfect melding of class and trash. It's a way of burning old people and beating the new. It's sort of a culmination of all that mean things you can do to people; but not just doing them mean, but doing them right.

Thus spoke the donkson.

by Jim Agius August 2, 2004