donkfonker

A person who enjoys fowl language, or the use of vulgar words such as cunt or cock. Also these people prefer using there last name rather then the first, because it is less pleasing.

Tom lives alone because he is such a donkfonker no one wants to live with him.

by Anthony April 28, 2004

dookfonker

A dookfonder is something that lays eggs inside ones anus. It feeds off the fluids in the inner rectum and nurtures the eggs until they hatch and proceed to completely take over the host. The host then becomes becomes deranged and has a sole intent of murdering pastries and eating the creamy carcass left behind. The host also becomes susceptable to menstrastion of the anus into which he/she injects massive amounts of maple syrup. It should also be noted that the behavior of the now dookfondered host can be likened to that of a douchy Ernest Borgnine lookalike.

noun: Dude while you were passed out Mike totally shoved a dookfonder up your ass. Sha.

adverb: You just got dookfondered bitch.

by Vinny April 27, 2004

Dinkdonker

A person of limited mental capacity who wanders through life oblivious to most items of common knowledge and standards of adequate personal hygiene. In spite of their significant cognitive deficiencies and general inability for critical thinking, these people often display an unjustified level of confidence in their own opinions.

“Listen Dinkdonker...I realize that you have your Grade 8 and are considered the Shake-n-Bake expert down at the housing, but that doesn’t also make you an expert in Constitutional Law and geopolitics.”

by The Gaped Ape May 15, 2020