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The Donkson isn't so much a thing that Dan is as it is an abstract idea in which he embodies. An idea that consists of various little things, sort of all tied together: underage girls and trashiness (but in a classy way). Sort of a perfect melding of class and trash. It's a way of burning old people and beating the new. It's sort of a culmination of all that mean things you can do to people; but not just doing them mean, but doing them right.
Thus spoke the donkson.
donkson by Jim Agius August 2, 2004
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donkshonk 

a mutated penis from birth cause only one ball
john childs has a donkshonk
donkshonk by fdghfhjsdfhsh April 27, 2009
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donkronkulous 

Inspired by the term redonkulous, it means an even higher level of ridiculousness; unbelievably crazy.
I can't believe we're expected to do that. That's so ridiculous. No, it's beyond that, it's donkronkulous!
donkronkulous by Dave Schillinger January 17, 2008
a card game where you try to collect donson cards

smol donson

female donson
tree donson

the donson cinematic universe

endless possibilities

get the game for only 4.99
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Donson by donson impersonator September 7, 2020
Describes someone's tongue that is really long or penis-shaped.
That dude over there has a Donkton.

That guy's dog has a Donkton.
Donkton by Bree February 2, 2005

dongsong 

The sound a man makes while masturbating.
Joe was walked in on, while playing his dongsong.
dongsong by Nosamiam February 19, 2019

Dongsong 

More bs
Dumb dongsong stuff
Dongsong by Megaworp December 27, 2021
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