Dontonio 

A sexy smart funny amazing powerful person. Who will stop at nothing to get what he want

girl 1: Did you see him?
girl 2: Yeah he is such a Dontonio

Dontonio by jay_mealz December 5, 2010

Mark Dantonio 

Wasnt he the guy who covered up sexual assaults by his players. See also Tom Izzo

Mark Dantonio should be in jail

Mark Dantonio by 101_real_nigga February 9, 2018

Mark Dantonio 

Head Coach of the Michigan State University football team since 2007. Known for his scowl, and his extreme hatred of Michigan, he has helped turn the Spartan Program around. However, his excessive hatred of Michigan, playing criminals on a regular basis, and getting his ass kicked by the big boys only makes him one of the douchiest coaches in college football.

Also, known for calling his mentor Jim Tressel, a "tragic hero" after his resignation from Ohio State.

MSU Fan: Mark Dantonio has kicked Michigan's ass since he's taken over.

MICH Fan: Bullshit, dude beat a lousy RichRod-led program, wait till he beats a good team before you start talking.

MSU Fan: Yeah so, he's 3-1 vs Michigan (through 2010).

MICH Fan: Yeah, well, he's a douche who will get put in his place when Brady Hoke is the coach.

Mark Dantonio by XYZ1000 August 5, 2011

Dantoniowned 

1.) Being beat in football by a team coached by Mark Dantonio, whether he is coaching at Cincinnati, Michigan State, or any other school he may go to in the future. Always followed by an exclamation point!

1.) Next year Rich Rodriguez and the Wolverines are gonna get Dantoniowned!

Dantoniowned by MSUSpartan October 16, 2008

Dontongo

A very large, usually multi fx guitar pedal.

Bro had some a few nice overdrives stacked into a big dontongo!

Dontongo by Yagunnersya May 31, 2023