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"He got red skin, I got red dot. HA! HA!"

Dankton is plankton if he took INF shots of lean

dankton by Imthehamman August 5, 2023

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Mark Dantonio

Wasnt he the guy who covered up sexual assaults by his players. See also Tom Izzo

Mark Dantonio should be in jail

Mark Dantonio by 101_real_nigga February 9, 2018

Related Words

dankton • Danton • dankon • dankona • danktron • danktronic • Dantony • Dankcon • dankonia • danktanking

danktronic

Posessing the qualities of dankness. Dank, a term generally reserved for refering to high quality marijuana. Danktronic describes everyday things as being "dank."

Yo nephew, did you see those new Jordans? Them shits is danktronic!!!

danktronic by Stephen Parkhill November 17, 2006

Dankcon

Dank Bacon, as found at Whole Foods, or other amazing food emporium.

Jim picked up some Dankcon to put on top of the Burritos. It was the bomb.

Dankcon by TroyMcClure October 16, 2009

dankon

The Esperanto word for "thank you"

#1-Here's the Esperanto/English dictionary you lent me.
#2-Oh, dankon.

dankon by yayesperanto November 27, 2009

Danktron

used as a descriptor for something that is especially dank. the suffix -tron bears the connotations of A. a level of dankness not normally encountered in the natural world and B. advanced technology playing a vital role in the production of the unnaturally dank item.

John Doe: "Gimme your dankest nugs, nig."

Pot Dealer: "Aight, but be careful, dis chron's danktron."

Danktron by Nigtronnnn February 10, 2010

Danton

A Russian god known for his extremely large penis and good looks

Gabbie: Wish good luck from Danton for tonight

Andrew: Allright, i'll need it

Danton by Mike Jones!!!!!!!! January 26, 2009

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026