donkey lips

A fat kid in the show "Salute Your Shorts" on Nickelodeon, circa early 90s.

"Donkey Lips has remained a virgin for all of his life, because he is so fat and ugly." I said, laughing.

by lenox November 5, 2003

Donkey Lips

While performing anal sex, donkey punch the unfortunate participant and forcefully remove yourself from the situation as said participant tenses in recoil causing a pink sock.

Salute Your Shorts was on the television last night when Bill gave Kara some Donkey Lips.

by Have you seen my weiner May 3, 2010

mahogany donkey lips

A black woman's labia.

Oprah has mahogany donkey lips

by Screamapillar August 15, 2003

floppy stinky donky lips

when a girl, preferably italians, have a large amount of labial tissue surrounding a vagina. When a girl is unclean, her overlapping labias stink

My best friend complains about his girlfriend's floppy stinky donky lips all the time.

by Mike Turner October 13, 2005

putting lipstick on a donkey

participating in an ineffective cover-up. trying to make a bad thing look good

George Bush explaining the improvement in the economy was like putting lipstick on a donkey.

by hidef March 29, 2004

donkeylips

An unusually stupid, promiscous, and constantly drunken female. Ages 14-?

Last night donkeylips tried to run from the cops and ran through the screen.

by Dr. Sour Diesel January 17, 2006

Donkeylipper

A derelict, poser, or someone who sucks at driving a vehicle or race car.

Mike Overcast is such a donkeylipper.

by acheron800 April 11, 2011