donkey lips 

A fat kid in the show "Salute Your Shorts" on Nickelodeon, circa early 90s.

"Donkey Lips has remained a virgin for all of his life, because he is so fat and ugly." I said, laughing.

donkey lips by lenox November 5, 2003

Donkey Lips 

While performing anal sex, donkey punch the unfortunate participant and forcefully remove yourself from the situation as said participant tenses in recoil causing a pink sock.

Salute Your Shorts was on the television last night when Bill gave Kara some Donkey Lips.

Donkey Lips by Have you seen my weiner May 3, 2010

mahogany donkey lips 

A black woman's labia.

Oprah has mahogany donkey lips

mahogany donkey lips by Screamapillar August 15, 2003

floppy stinky donky lips 

when a girl, preferably italians, have a large amount of labial tissue surrounding a vagina. When a girl is unclean, her overlapping labias stink

My best friend complains about his girlfriend's floppy stinky donky lips all the time.

floppy stinky donky lips by Mike Turner October 13, 2005

putting lipstick on a donkey 

participating in an ineffective cover-up. trying to make a bad thing look good

George Bush explaining the improvement in the economy was like putting lipstick on a donkey.

putting lipstick on a donkey by hidef March 29, 2004

donkeylips 

An unusually stupid, promiscous, and constantly drunken female. Ages 14-?

Last night donkeylips tried to run from the cops and ran through the screen.

donkeylips by Dr. Sour Diesel January 17, 2006

Donkeylipper 

A derelict, poser, or someone who sucks at driving a vehicle or race car.

Mike Overcast is such a donkeylipper.

Donkeylipper by acheron800 April 11, 2011