lady ham

Vagina.

I could spend all day eating her lady ham!

by Screamapillar June 23, 2003

mahogany donkey lips

A black woman's labia.

Oprah has mahogany donkey lips

by Screamapillar August 15, 2003

gay mafia

Informal grouping of rich, powerful gays & lesbians in Hollywood who all seem to know each other

Bruce's rent boy days were over once he was taken under the wing of the gay mafia.

by Screamapillar August 22, 2003

MTV VMA

Corporate fuckfest disguised as... oh well, I'll give 'em credit, at least they don't bother to disguise their corporate fuckfesting

The MTV VMAs prompted me to buy 100 shares of Viacom stock.

by Screamapillar August 31, 2003

Whatever, I do what I want!

Comeback used by skanky preteens on the Jenny Jones show after the audience boos them for being nasty sluts

I do drugs and I kill people! Whatever! I do what I want!

by Screamapillar June 23, 2003

down low

Refers to when closeted black men leading mostly heterosexual lives seek other men for sex that is often anonymus and unprotected

"I am a black man who likes other men, but because of the stigma in the black community about being gay, I will only have sex on the down low."

by Screamapillar April 5, 2004

Bitch Tits

Gynecomastia, or growth of breast tissue on men, sometimes as a side effect of steroid abuse. Can only be removed with surgery!

Steroids gave him a great body for a little while, but since he started using them regularly he's grown bitch tits!

by Screamapillar June 23, 2003