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Donkey Flopper 

Donkey Flopper is a gigantic musical penis that strikes your earpussy with an erect force that can only be purveyed by a group of inconceivably endowed, sex-crazed, lyrically destructive MCs from Tampa Florida. The group formed in the summer of 2003 with its two founding members J-Willy and Lil Caspa and since have gained many troops to the crew including Big Buda, (the always kosher but never appropriate)Jake da Jew, and most recently the mic demon Master Niblets. Along with the mysterious DJ Dickstamp the group has produced five albums with more filth on the way.
BRO!....Donkey Flopper's new album really came in my ear!
Donkey Flopper by RichardStamp June 29, 2010
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dinkey flop nuggets 

1) A set of extremely floppy nuts, preferebly being a smaller size than normal.

2) When a extremely tiny turd is hanging from the butthole, and you have to wiggle your butt and squeeze your cheeks to make it fall into the toilet, much like a dinkleberry.
If I'm going to sleep with you, you've better have a real pair, not just some dinkey flop nuggets...

floppin donkey

When you bust out your nuts whether somebody wants to see them or not.
I was stretching for soccer practice and the cheerleading team cruised by - so I started floppin donkey to get their attention.
floppin donkey by c.harris May 16, 2017

floppy donkey 

Pertaining to something loose and having an overwhelmingly amount of elasticity
That doing one-eyed hooker was like screwing a floppy donkey

big floppy donkey doinker 

a person who is a total jack ass or just plain asswhole
nate was bein a big floppy donkey doinker yesterday because he got rammed in the ass to hard

Big Floppy Donkey Dick 

1) The large sexual organ a male donkey has

2) A colloquial term for a gentleman's large phallus

3) A variation upon the British game 'Bogies' wherein members of the class/group have to shout 'Big Floppy Donkey Dick' as loudly as possible without either being caught doing so or getting embarresed in the process. The winner is the person who shouts it the loudest.
Jack: (loudly) BIG FLOPPY DONKEY DICK!!!
Teacher: Get out Jack!!
Dave: Ha ha ha...

big floppy donkey dick 

Its a phallus. Its most likely large, and quite floppish.
Also, used often do to the manner in which it rolls off the tongue.
I truly desire to be in posession of a big floppy donkey dick. Mines tiny and under-used.
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