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The sexual act in which one person meows while shitting into the asshole of a person barking like a dog
"Me and John did a dogcatpie last night, it was fucking hot."
dogcatpie by Rapperclapper March 7, 2022

dogcatwhat 

an egirl who meows for money (friend of luvonox)
“did u watch dogcatwhat’s stream?”
“yeah he meowed TWICE!”
dogcatwhat by meowcatwho June 4, 2021

dogcatcher's threesome

When you have a threesome with 2 girls that don't add up to a 6 combined
The only redeeming part of the dogcatcher's threesome is when he put his dick in the second girl's mouth and asked "how does that pussy taste?"
The offspring of a cat and a dog. Makes the sound mearf.
mearf cat dog
That dogcat is very pretty. What were the parents like?
dogcat by AgentNebraska October 24, 2011

Dogcathalon 

A sport where the events are variable in count, duration, rules and, in certain panic situations, legality.

Examples include: waking, sniffing, running,,dog,,sprinting, eventing, walk-squirrel-sprint and basically lording it over all the rest of us.
I took Cerberus to the lake and it turned into a real dogcathalon.
Dogcathalon by reaperepaer April 9, 2023

Dogcathaloner

A person who trains cats and dogs, but also rescues cats and dogs.
Nigel loves to take care of cats and dogs, train them, and rescue them, he’s a Dogcathaloner.