Definitions by ldslngr

hot bagel with cream cheese 

Anal sex in the morning followed by an anal cream pie

There's nothing better than a hot bagel with cream cheese to get the day started.

hot bagel with cream cheese by ldslngr July 9, 2014

dogcatcher's threesome

When you have a threesome with 2 girls that don't add up to a 6 combined

The only redeeming part of the dogcatcher's threesome is when he put his dick in the second girl's mouth and asked "how does that pussy taste?"

dogcatcher's threesome by ldslngr July 9, 2014