reaperepaer's definitions

Dogcathalon

A sport where the events are variable in count, duration, rules and, in certain panic situations, legality.

Examples include: waking, sniffing, running,,dog,,sprinting, eventing, walk-squirrel-sprint and basically lording it over all the rest of us.

I took Cerberus to the lake and it turned into a real dogcathalon.

by reaperepaer April 9, 2023