Dogcathalon

A sport where the events are variable in count, duration, rules and, in certain panic situations, legality.

Examples include: waking, sniffing, running,,dog,,sprinting, eventing, walk-squirrel-sprint and basically lording it over all the rest of us.

I took Cerberus to the lake and it turned into a real dogcathalon.

by reaperepaer April 9, 2023

Super-Bowl Decathalon

A super-bowl decathalon is when a group of people smoke a bowl of weed at every college in at UCSC on the night before the super bowl. It is very important that for the activity to be designated as a super-bowl decathalon, the group must come to a stop at every college to smoke, rather than smoking while walking through the college. The group must also walk the entire distance as well as bring a football. The first decathalon to take place was on the night before super bowl XVIV between the Indianapolis Colts and the New Orleans Saints. The group included Freshmen from Stevenson, Kresge, and College 8. The first super bowl decathalon started at Stevenson and ended at Oaks, lasting from 10:15 p.m to 2:30 a.m.

Q: What's goin' on?
A: DECATHALON!!!
Q:What?
A The Super-Bowl Decathalon dumb ass!

by Mr. Plant & Casanova February 7, 2010

Dirty Herb decathalon

ten different girls, in ten different locations,using ten different sexual positions, climaxing ten times, all recorded for proof and porn. in a 36 consecutive hour stretch with no girl being aware of any of the others.

stewmeister Finished his third Dirty Herb Decathalon this year.. how does he do it? ive been trying for years..

by flapjackal September 3, 2015

Academic Decathalon

the valley of the nerds.
social rejects and all around people with no lives.

man 1: did you hear about Academic Decathalon?
man 2: whats that tell me more?
man 1: it is the valley of the nerds.
man 2: im grabbing my sniper rifle for some nerd hunting -loads-

by valleyofthenerdhunter. December 15, 2009

Dogcathaloner

A person who trains cats and dogs, but also rescues cats and dogs.

Nigel loves to take care of cats and dogs, train them, and rescue them, he’s a Dogcathaloner.

by jillybeanapril March 6, 2026