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Domasckus 

Domasckus's are really kind, loving, smart people who are always there for you and always know how to make you laugh. They're the one who are there when no one else is, help you smile and laugh and make life a thousand times better. Although they are self-hating, so you always need to reassure them that they're the best person you've ever meet. If you ever meet a Domasckus keep them forever.
You: You're really kind!

Domasckus: No I'm not
Domasckus by Brzxke January 30, 2021
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burden of demascus 

Experiencing the feeling diarrhea whilst in a public place. (As heard on the hottest show on the west coast: Armstrong and Getty Radio Show)
I ate Taco Bell at the mall and had a burden of demascus while shopping at Macy's afterwards.

damascusization 

The burning incineration process of one person who's standing 10km from a nuclear detonation blast. The air is so hot that everything catches on fire.

The end result is a crispy burnt body that looks like burnt meat puppets that have been damascusized.
"I had sex with my gf while she was getting the damascusization treatment."

Dude 1: "bro I hate your life and family like, I want to see them get demascusized like Sarah Connor in terminator 2."

Dude 2: "Fuck you, for wanting to see that shit, I put ur sister in the damascusization station"

"I busted nuts to the damascusized screams of Sarah Connor and watching everything she know and loves get damascusizationalised."
damascusization by Klatod June 28, 2019

That's what Damascus 

A phrase used to mock the lyrics of Youtuber 'Dream' new music video 'Mask'

Some variations: 'That's what the Mattress'
A: Have you heard Dream new music video

B: Yeah, That's what Damascus, lmao.

demarckus 

Demarckus is someone with an amazing personality. He is usually caring, sensitive, and protective. It's always nice to have him in your life because you can tell him anything and he will be there for You, even when he is hurting. If he loves You, you are very lucky for his love is something so great, you can't even handle it.... He is usually funny, has a few talents, very sweet and charming... don't hurt him because he will have a hard time to forgive you... He strives for what he believes in weather it be with his future or LOVE.....HE IS TRUELY AMZING, NEVER LET HIM GO!!!!🐼❤
Demarckus you are so great, I am here for You!🐼❤
demarckus by Savannah Williams September 16, 2017

Burden of Damascus 

The urgent need to move one's bowels; especially when in an inconvenient place.
I had just picked my date up and was driving her to dinner, when suddenly I was beset by the burden of Damascus.

Damascus 

The best city in the entire universe. It is the capital of Syria and is the oldest continuosly inhabited city in the world.
Person 1: Have you been to Damascus, Syria?

Person 2: No, but I hear it is extremely beautiful and is filled with lots of history and nice, genuine people.

Person 1: You got that right!
Damascus by imar December 28, 2007