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A fan of the Miami Dolphins football team. DolFags are usually fans because they like the pretty costumes the players parade around in. They know nothing about football and are rarely from Miami or even Florida. They just like the colors. The only player they can name is Dan Marino.
Teal and orange get Dolfags excited at which time they sodomize their man partner while thinking about Dan Marino's cornhole.
Jets Fan #1: "Holy crap, is he wearing TEAL?!?!?"
Jets Fan #2: "SHE must be a DolFag fan."
Jets Fan #1: "Let's beat him senseless in the parking lot"
DolFag by DolfinsFansBl0w May 17, 2006
1. A person obsessed with Rozen Maiden/ A Rozen Maiden fantard/One who is batshit insane for Rozen Maiden.

2. A person who constantly visits and/or uses Desuchan or Bokuchan or any other Rozen Maiden-themed imageboard.

3. One fond to Suiseiseki, Souseiseki, or any other of the Rozen Maiden dolls.
Person 1: I fap to Suiseiseki [DESU] DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU

Person 2: STFU, dollfag.
Dollfag by PresidentMudkip July 1, 2011

High Doltage Line 

A group of people in front of you; either in traffic or in a check out line; who are either morons or in a conspiracy to slow you down as much as possible.
Sorry I was late, boss. I hit a high doltage line on the way in to work. I swear they set up a rolling roadblock.
High Doltage Line by Farmee July 25, 2014
Ya that kid wearing the Marino jersey must be a Dolfan
Dolfan by Danny D April 13, 2004
" how did you find that? you're soooo dolfa"
dolfa by teenagemcr June 9, 2016
A fag who is gay for dogs
the dogfag had an irresistible urge to filch on that nasty poodle ass. See filch
dogfag by Mathmagician February 8, 2008

[Dollage] 

a term of saying something is pretty yet retro.
"WOW, that's so Dollage"
[Dollage] by imawhorex January 29, 2009
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Oblication 

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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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