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A fan of the Miami Dolphins football team. DolFags are usually fans because they like the pretty costumes the players parade around in. They know nothing about football and are rarely from Miami or even Florida. They just like the colors. The only player they can name is Dan Marino.
Teal and orange get Dolfags excited at which time they sodomize their man partner while thinking about Dan Marino's cornhole.
Jets Fan #1: "Holy crap, is he wearing TEAL?!?!?"
Jets Fan #2: "SHE must be a DolFag fan."
Jets Fan #1: "Let's beat him senseless in the parking lot"
DolFag by DolfinsFansBl0w May 17, 2006
1. A person obsessed with Rozen Maiden/ A Rozen Maiden fantard/One who is batshit insane for Rozen Maiden.

2. A person who constantly visits and/or uses Desuchan or Bokuchan or any other Rozen Maiden-themed imageboard.

3. One fond to Suiseiseki, Souseiseki, or any other of the Rozen Maiden dolls.
Person 1: I fap to Suiseiseki [DESU] DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU

Person 2: STFU, dollfag.
Dollfag by PresidentMudkip July 1, 2011

High Doltage Line 

A group of people in front of you; either in traffic or in a check out line; who are either morons or in a conspiracy to slow you down as much as possible.
Sorry I was late, boss. I hit a high doltage line on the way in to work. I swear they set up a rolling roadblock.
High Doltage Line by Farmee July 25, 2014
A huge Miami Dolphins Fan
Ya that kid wearing the Marino jersey must be a Dolfan
Dolfan by Danny D April 13, 2004
" how did you find that? you're soooo dolfa"
dolfa by teenagemcr June 9, 2016
A fag who is gay for dogs
the dogfag had an irresistible urge to filch on that nasty poodle ass. See filch
dogfag by Mathmagician February 8, 2008

[Dollage] 

a term of saying something is pretty yet retro.
"WOW, that's so Dollage"
[Dollage] by imawhorex January 29, 2009
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
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