Dointsche

To surprise another by sticking an inanimate object up their rear while no clothing is worn

“I got dointsched in the shower the other day and it was surprisingly pleasant”

Dointsche by plutomaster5926 April 29, 2026

sloochin von doitchen 

a dutch master cigarillo, usually grape, strawberry, or cognac flavor

so you guys wanna grab a sloochin von doitchen?

your fucking goddamn right, we have a big fat sack to toke

sloochin von doitchen by PhiL dA CooKa October 13, 2011

doitschebag 

A douche bag from germany

Dude, Hitler was such a doitschebag

doitschebag by Heheyyouyou October 14, 2007

Doitches Reek 

The evil empire of Doitchlond ruled by the nefarious Adlof Hatlur with an iron fist during World War Eye Eye.

Adlof Hatlur is kinda upset about the Treaty of Versailles. The Doitches Reek is about to go ham on Europe. Hatlur is going to make Poleland bend over and make Fronss say padre.

Doitches Reek by ave_scientia October 21, 2020

deitsched 

Fucked up, screwed

Shit i that test deitsched me because i didn’t study.

That guy is so deitsched for raping a girl

deitsched by yung bokchoi December 11, 2017

dontschlonger

When you tell a friend not to sleep with a certain girl.

Hey bro, that girl's got the herp, dontschlonger.

dontschlonger by Wild Unicorn November 21, 2013

doitsch 

Alternative Schreibweise des Wortes deutsch.

Wird häufig von St.Pauli ULTRA Fußballfans verwendet.

Du bist so doitsch wie ein Astra.

doitsch by Tawo February 13, 2017