doische 

bitch or annoying

"Did you see that kid with his shirt off yesterday? he was being such a doische"

doische by doische.com March 16, 2022

sloochin von doitchen 

a dutch master cigarillo, usually grape, strawberry, or cognac flavor

so you guys wanna grab a sloochin von doitchen?

your fucking goddamn right, we have a big fat sack to toke

sloochin von doitchen by PhiL dA CooKa October 13, 2011

Dousche Magousch

One who makes a point to say the most rediculous things at the worst possible time, often to the listeners misfoutune. It is always part of a Dousche Magousch's plan to use this to get a promotion, gold star, etc.

The talk with the boss was going fine, until Richard poked his head in and said, "you forgot to clock out last night!" I was fired. Richard is a fucking Dousche Magousch.

Dousche Magousch by Andrew Werlinger November 7, 2006

Discheese 

to displease, anger, or upset

It really discheeses me how many holes Marc punched into the ceiling.

Discheese by I will pee your pants March 27, 2021

douschenheimer 

a person who is dousche to the max that german needs to be added to it
a combination of american and german

gosh sarah is such a douschenheimer

douschenheimer by eruuuuuka August 25, 2009

dousche armada 

A group of people all dressing similarly and just all look like dousches. Hence the dousche armada.

* 5 Guys in Polos and Plaid Shorts walk into a bar*
Guy at bar:Holy crap who invited the dousche armada?

dousche armada by Dousche Armada Spotter August 11, 2009

Dousche 

A misspelling of the word "douche."

"Dude, that guy is a huge dousche."
"Douche doesn't have an s in it, retard."

Dousche by douche1394 July 17, 2009