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doitschebag 

A douche bag from germany
Dude, Hitler was such a doitschebag
doitschebag by Heheyyouyou October 14, 2007
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Deutschebag 

Dieter is such a Deutschebag for burgling Helmut's Hefeweizen.
Deutschebag by Da Reg May 13, 2009

douschebagaru

Any Subaru model with a "WRX" logo on the back. Can usually be seen being driven by some dousche bag aged between 16 to 25 wearing a gold chain, a FUBU or AF tee shirt and an obnoxious hat with a straight brim. The car usually has some kind of horrible exhaust modification that makes it sound similar to the helicopter noises a toddler would make. The loud ass stereo is most definitely more valuable than the car and usually plays some kind of mumble rap even though the driver is quite pigmentally challenged. Most of the time the car can be easily obscured from view due to a massive cloud of vapour enveloping it. This cloud is likely caused by the fake electric cigarette hanging from the drivers mouth, a failed head gasket or both. One should avoid close proximity to these vehicles in traffic due to the drivers complete inability to drive sensibly.
Watch out for that Douschebagaru, the shithead driving it is a complete Muppet.
douschebagaru by Methodical December 25, 2018

douschebag 

!. a word used to describe an individual of the male gender who by all outward appearances, tries way too hard either to be cool or to exhibit a particular stereotype, or tries to use a certain hooby to make themselves more attractive to women but does not make any money off of said activity. This includes but is not limited to, bleached hair, surfer hair, tattos, muscle cars, lifted trucks, facial piercings, frequent lies, chest bumping, cock waving,fauhawks, muscle flexing, expensive sunglasses, european cars, Sports jersies, single color outfits, sports apparel, cowboy hats, trucker hats, black eyeliner, bangs covering half the face, tight pants on guys with no ass, skateboarding and sagging.
Friend: hey whats up with that carrie chick?

Me: she's dating some douschebag who cant decide if hes a redneck or a gangsta.
douschebag by sonofturbo October 7, 2009

Deutschebag 

A douchebag of German descent. See "douchebag".
Guy 1: Did you see that German guy thrashing around on the dance floor, spilling his drink over everyone?
Guy 2: Yeah! He was grinding up on my girl, what a deutschebag.
Deutschebag by deutschebag November 5, 2013

douschebaggery 

Of or relating to a dousche bag.
The Christian Scientists arguments were pure douschebaggery
douschebaggery by Adam C Henderson September 1, 2008

Douschebag McAlister 

Another branch off the word doushebag just higher up on the doushebagery scale.
dude 1: Man that guy is a doushebag! he did my girlfriend
dude 2: Make that a Douschebag McAlister dude he also did your mom...
Douschebag McAlister by emanyell October 9, 2010
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