doinchel 

Relatively unknown slang term for any of the following: "penis", "cock", "dildo", "phallice". Originated from accidental mistranslation of the german word for penis. However, the word appears nowhere in english or german languages.

Dude you suck so much doinchel at life. I mean, you play RUNESCAPE, c'mon.

doinchel by SA Acid Fire November 11, 2004