Doing a Dav

Being in an undesirable situation and knowing exactly how to fix it, yet lacking the guts to do so

“Far out, I really wish he’d break up with her already, all the boys are getting sick of him doing a dav”

by RiceCrackerMan December 19, 2021

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doing a david

pursuing a relationship with a girl between the ages of 11 and 13 when the pursuer is between the ages of 16 and 18

Guy 1: "That chick over there's totally into you!"
Guy 2: "But she's like 12?"
Guy 1: "So?"
Guy 2: "I'm not doing a david."

by GFBG May 18, 2010

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Doing A dave

Used to describe the behaviour of someone who is always in a grump, unable to enjoy even the simplist things in life

"Stop doing a dave on me" she said to the very grumpy faced person in the corner

by *emma* November 5, 2006

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When you miss the drop zone

Oh no! He’s missed the drop zone!

What? Again? Are you serious H?

Yep... afraid so. He’s done a dave.

Wow. Doing a dave again.

by CoolHand18 March 30, 2018

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Doing a David

When you feed your pet puppy dog a meat feast pizza and when said dog inevitably dies you act sorry but don’t accept you killed it despite you feeding it a pizza twice it’s weight

“Oh don’t overfeed your dog! You’re doing a David!”

by Grant Hansen June 13, 2018

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Doing a Dave is when the main instigator of a night out gets wasted and disappears home early on said night out after persuading everyone it's a good idea to go out. This usually involves Turbo Shandy and cider.

I'm totally wasted man!

Are you doing a Dave?

by moleman2001 January 8, 2012

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