Doing a Dav 

Being in an undesirable situation and knowing exactly how to fix it, yet lacking the guts to do so

“Far out, I really wish he’d break up with her already, all the boys are getting sick of him doing a dav”

Doing a Dav by RiceCrackerMan December 19, 2021

doing a david 

pursuing a relationship with a girl between the ages of 11 and 13 when the pursuer is between the ages of 16 and 18

Guy 1: "That chick over there's totally into you!"
Guy 2: "But she's like 12?"
Guy 1: "So?"
Guy 2: "I'm not doing a david."

doing a david by GFBG May 18, 2010

Doing A dave 

Used to describe the behaviour of someone who is always in a grump, unable to enjoy even the simplist things in life

"Stop doing a dave on me" she said to the very grumpy faced person in the corner

Doing A dave by *emma* November 5, 2006

Doing a dave 

When you miss the drop zone

Oh no! He’s missed the drop zone!

What? Again? Are you serious H?

Yep... afraid so. He’s done a dave.

Wow. Doing a dave again.

Doing a dave by CoolHand18 March 30, 2018

Doing a David 

When you feed your pet puppy dog a meat feast pizza and when said dog inevitably dies you act sorry but don’t accept you killed it despite you feeding it a pizza twice it’s weight

“Oh don’t overfeed your dog! You’re doing a David!”

Doing a David by Grant Hansen June 13, 2018

Doing a Dave 

Doing a Dave is when the main instigator of a night out gets wasted and disappears home early on said night out after persuading everyone it's a good idea to go out. This usually involves Turbo Shandy and cider.

I'm totally wasted man!

Are you doing a Dave?

Doing a Dave by moleman2001 January 8, 2012

Doing a David 

When you leave you microphone muted and continue to talk without realising in the party chat

"unmutes mic" I was muted!
Friends: Were you doing a David?

Doing a David by MrDiddles June 22, 2021