Dogish 

The made up language of dogs that can be found on YouTube videos, Tiktoks, etc. Text is added to a video of a dog to pretend the dog is thinking or saying those sentences/words. It is often silly or broken English, with some unique words/phrases like "oh fluff", "chimkun" or "fluff my life".

Speaking dogish: Yum yum, chimkun, thank you!

Example channels: Hachi the Husky, Keyush the stunt dog, Jade GSD

Dogish by rfrsiopgjdog June 26, 2022

hammered dogshit 

1.The appearance of a person who is extremely hungover or in the process of getting shit faced.

2 A POS Honda with cracked nose fairings and a huge spoiler, both painted in gray primer.

3. Anything unsightly or particularly ugly.

1."Christ, Dave you look like hammered dogshit."

2.Dude you call that a ride? It looks like hammered dogshit!

3. After he totaled his dads car his face looked like hammered dogshit.

hammered dogshit by Global Feetus April 1, 2007

Dogshit Gamer

The opposite of "God gamer"
Someone who tries really hard but can't figure out even the simplest game mechanics
Also someone who complains about the difficulty and later founds out he plays on easy.

"Fiddiii just admit it,you're the dogshit gamer now"

Dogshit Gamer by forsenStare July 5, 2020

In a bit dogshit 

An impressive way of telling your friends and lovers goodbye. Everyone will be saying this priceless tag..

Boyfriend: you going out with jamal tonight.
Girlfriend: no I'm off to meadowhall.
Boyfriend: K bitch!! “In a bit dogshit"
Girlfriend : love you bye!
Also try:In a while pedophile and
Bye bye japs eye

In a bit dogshit by Dean the douchewank August 5, 2014

dogshan 

1) A boy who resembles a dog, according to appearence and personality.

Oi DOGSHAN !!

dogshaaaaaaaan

dogshan by hollyoaks September 27, 2005

Dogfishing 

Putting pictures on a dating website of you and a cute dog, (that is not yours) to attract the attention of the opposite sex. Its like catfishing but with dogs.

Your dog is so cute you should let me playbwith it and than we should hook up.

Thats not my dog.

Shitttt that dude was dogfishing.

Dogfishing by Dickwine October 4, 2018

dogshow 

In Philippine English, dogshow refers to satirically mocking a celebrity or any other famous person through memes or jokes. Dogshows are usually done by the fanbase of the celebrity that is being poked fun at. Dogshows do not intend to harm/ destroy the image of a famous person. Posting dogshows lead to further prominence of icons despite what seems to be bad publicity stunts.

Dog shows are events or contests for dogs to show their amusing tricks. Doing tricks is synonymous to playtime since both cause entertainment or fun. Being dogshowed means one is a source of jest. The slang has been existing for decades in underground gay communities as a term to nonsensically fooling people for fun.

EN: VP Leni Robredo was dogshowed by her supporters when they captured the funny faces she made on her Facebook Live.

TL: Kilala si Otin G sa panggagaya niya sa dalawang kilalang artista (sina toni at jodi) sa kapamilya network. Dahil dito, dino-dogshow siya ng kanyang fans sa social media.
EN: Otin G is known for impersonating two famous actresses from the kapamilya network. This led his fans to dogshow him in social media.

Sassa Gurl, a social media personality, on her definition of dogshow:
TL: "Iyung mga panlalaro sa'kin sa comments section at ginagawa akong meme ay tinawag kong pando-dogshow." -

EN: "I refer to dogshowing as the act of those that make fun of me in the comments section and make memes about me."

dogshow by gloria's talking neckbrace May 25, 2022