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dogshitter by mavex January 31, 2007
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dipshittery
dipshittery by Cerberus May 13, 2005
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dog shitter by mave73 October 28, 2007
Ignoholic Dipshittery
A decision or series of decisions and events that are so absurd that at least one party involved must suffer from some form of mental disability because only someone who is incapable of using fundamental logic or any rational thought would be that moronic.
James: "Yo John, Melissa just broke up with me."
John: "What, why? Wasn't yesterday her birthday?"
James: "A month ago she asked me what I got her for her birthday and I didn't really want to ruin it for her but she kept convincing me to tell her so I did, yesterday she got really upset when she opened her gift."
John: "So she persuaded you to ruin the surprise and then dumped you because you told her the truth?"
James: "Yea."
John: "That's some real ignoholic dipshittery right there."
John: "What, why? Wasn't yesterday her birthday?"
James: "A month ago she asked me what I got her for her birthday and I didn't really want to ruin it for her but she kept convincing me to tell her so I did, yesterday she got really upset when she opened her gift."
John: "So she persuaded you to ruin the surprise and then dumped you because you told her the truth?"
James: "Yea."
John: "That's some real ignoholic dipshittery right there."
Ignoholic Dipshittery by Pyrometheus September 1, 2016
dog shitter
dog shitter by mave73 October 27, 2007
Dipshittery
A mix of incompetence, shenanigans, and overall laziness in a surgical critical care environment; common in Louisiana. Term coined by "Mississippi Mudd".
Healthcare Provider 1: Dude, I can't stand this place anymore. I'm transferring out.
Healthcare Provider 2: Yeah, lots of dipshittery happens when not needed or called for.
Healthcare Provider 2: Yeah, lots of dipshittery happens when not needed or called for.
Dipshittery by Tosser of Salads June 16, 2017
Dipshitteryology
The study of television political pundits, most particularly Glenn Beck. He is a master of Dipshittery.
Dipshitteryology by MuddledFox May 16, 2011
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