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Noun-
Fecal matter produced by a canine.

Adjective -
Poor or inferior quality .
Geoff~"Good morning Alf"

Alf~ "I'm not having a good morning Geoff, I stepped in the biggest pile of dogshit on the way to work"

Mike ~ "have you seen their latest work?"
John~"I can't believe they even post that online, it's absolute dogshit"
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1) Something that is worthless and of inferior quality.
2) Fecal excrement left by a dog.
(At the annual town chili festival)

Judge: "Alright Frank, we all know that you are a chili genious. You have made the best chili in town for two years already. No doubt that this will be your third year."
Frank: "Indeed sir, this is my latest recepie that I sure hope will make everyone's taste buds dance and sing! Go on, have a taste!"
Judge: *gets a spoon and tastes Frank's chili* *gags in disgust* "Why I am very sorry Frank, but this chili is utter dog shit."
Frank: "Whaaat!?"
Old Lady: "Hey you Frank, have you seen my Fido around here? He's a large Great Dane and I have had a history of trouble keeping him on my leash. I am very sure I saw him right here. In fact, I even saw him climb up onto your stove and take a crap in your chili while it was still cooking!"
Judge: *suddenly feels very sick and loses his dinner all over the ground*





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by Mark H May 07, 2005
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Main ingredient of chicken mcnuggets, along with damn pork, beef, rat, and the rest of the shit shoved into those shitass cakes.
Billy: Ma, this is dog shit!
Mom: But billy, aren't chicken mcfuggets your favorite?
Billy: *shoves some nuggets up his ass*
Mom: WTF?
by Xer0Syk0 November 28, 2004
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Dog Shit.. Something that every fucker has trod-in..
"Oh steven, Iv just trod in dog shit, Oh nevermind whats new"
by Lee Quelch February 25, 2005
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when someone, especially on an online game, is speaking a language besides English. it is referred to as dogshit.
a person is speaking Russian and you have no idea what they are saying. so you say "stop speaking dogshit"
by dienewb October 22, 2012
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Derek: "Have you heard the new Streets album - I love it!"
Clive - "Are you kidding, it's double dogshit."
by Super Lexington October 07, 2004
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