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Dorkelfie 

Literally a selfie taken by someone who is a dork. The ultimate destination for these pictures is social media and the people who take them are usually insecure, self-obsessed, self-aggrandising sad acts with no real friends. Oh dear! I think I may just have described a significant proportion of Facebook users.
From one perspective, any selfie is a dorkelfie.
Dorkelfie by AKACroatalin April 22, 2015
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okely dokely

a word that Ned Flanders, rom the poplular tevevision show The Simpsons, uses often. It means okey dokey, but I'm sure you know how wierd Flanders talks.
I know a kid who uses the word okely dokely

Dorkel Snorkel 

During the act of fellatio, the recipient strategically times the climax in which he ejaculates in order to benefit himself at the expense of the giver . At the exact moment of ejaculation, the man aggressively plugs the sucker's nose, forcing a desperate gasp of air. Subsequently, the giver is anointed with an inhale of love mayonnaise, and the recipient is awarded with a final forceful suck to eliminate any splurge around the edges.
She was using her hand more than her mouth so I gave her a dorkel snorkel.
Dorkel Snorkel by Dr. O'Brien November 3, 2006
A dorkel is the act of using someone’s dick as a snorkel.
Ryan: “Hey Kiarra wanna go to Chris’ pool and try my dorkel?”
Dorkel by Sark__9 February 25, 2018
Sometimes considered a nice person but mean if it comes to it. He loves games. He lives to get lit at parties. He has always been a good friend.
Dekel you wanna come out here
Dekel by Sarah fisher November 22, 2021

Donkelope 

The definition isn't for sure, but the word "donkelope" is used as an insult such as: "you dummy!" this word can also be related to "donkey" or "antelope".
"what are you doing?! You donkelope!"
"stop being such a donkelope!"
"You donkelope!"
Donkelope by Paige + Nicole March 21, 2010
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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