Doeke 

Very big cock very cool very funny has tons of big booty bitches

Person 1: "I like Doeke"
Person 2: "Who doesn't"

Doeke by Cooldude05 June 29, 2021

Doeke 

Enthusiastic person sadly lacking comprehension of everyday life. In a life scarred by misfortune he finds the will to continue without losing his good cheer.

That bitch totally dumped him, but he sure is Doeke about it!

Man, I don't know, I'm lacking me some Doeke today.

Doeke by Niaaaak February 5, 2010

Monster Docked

Originating from the term dock and docking monster docked is when a similar act is performed but instead of the foreskin being used, the recipient receives the penis of another man through the japs eye.

Man you should of seen it Dion was getting intimate with Chucky, his penis is that small he was monster docked.. Dion must be 3 inches when it’s rock solid...

Monster Docked by Dirk Rictor2 August 1, 2019

Deeker 

Someone who generally doesn't really know what's going on at any given time. Originated at Berkeley High School in California.

P1: Did you see that girl throwing herself at Steve? He was totally missing all the signals
P2: That dude is such a fucking deeker

Deeker by Silty Clay Loam September 17, 2016

Cocker Docker 

A large floppy-like penis

Zack: I'm sorry, but I have a bigger penis than you

Logan: No shit dude, you have a cocker docker

Cocker Docker by Shane Whitey November 12, 2012

scrotum docker 

When someone rubs their scrotum against a dock (mostly wooden ones), which boats tie up to. These are the most sick and twisted people you may ever come across. They will not stop scrotum docking! Not even if their scrotum looks like a sea urchin from having so many splinters in it!

( ex. 1 )

Cameron: ewww! look at that guy, why is he doing that to the dock?!

Jack: because he's a scrotum docker!

Cameron: if he gets a splinter there, wouldn't it hurt?

Jack: no, because his scrotum is very rough and tough skinned now from scrotum docking so much...

( ex. 2 )

Eddie: Is that a sea urchin connected to that guy?

Garrett: No, thats just a guy's scrotum after scrotum docking.

scrotum docker by bigc00n69 June 14, 2011

Triple Deke

A spectacular move where one successfully takes a piss, plops a shit, and either whacks off (or rubs one out) all in one sitting on the can.

Dave has been in the bathroom for 20 minutes. I bet that bastard is either pulling off a Triple Deke or cleaning up a Speckled Moon. Since you're a fag, put your ear up to the door and listen for the grand finale.

Triple Deke by Mad Mick! July 18, 2016