Doctorites 

Doctors Rights Too Do Anything Too You Too Keep You Alive!!!!

Experiencing Doctorites Honestly (Enslaved)

Doctorites by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. October 23, 2020

Google doctorate

knowledge gained through Internet searches; used for those who know a lot about a topic but have no firsthand experience

Robert: This game requires at least 2 GHz of RAM. How do I know if my computer has that?
Bill: I don't know, let me use my Google doctorate.

Joe: What's more efficient, a CFL or LED?
Bob: LEDs.
Joe: How do you know that?
Bob: Google doctorate!

Google doctorate by GOOGPHD January 5, 2012

doctorate in funk 

To be drunk. See also: dr. funk

Possible dissertation topic: the lava lamp

-Whooooo, I'm dr.funk!!
--You got your doctorate in funk?
-Hells yes, I'm Dr. Funk!

doctorate in funk by 403forbidden December 17, 2007

Doctorate of Zombiology 

A P.H. D in the feild of Zombiology. a very prestigous title, sought after by many who think they are cool enough to like zombies, yet few actully take it to the next step and study them and their habits.

I earned my Doctorate of Zombiology through an internet course, so come to me if you ever confront one.

Doctorate of Zombiology by Spike Cloud December 17, 2005

Bank Doctorine 

The Bank Doctorine policy allows banks and financial institutions to rob individual citizens and the government to pay for excessive excutive bonuses and golden parachutes, at minimal cost.
Under the Bank Doctorine politically connected financial institutions are too big to fail, and too big to be punished. This is especially true during election years when politicians need to attract large donors with reliable sources of income.
It is facilitated in part by financial interests that rotate in and out of regulatory and governing bodies.

The Bank Doctorine makes it possible to avoid capitalism, market corrections, and criminal procecution. This way the banks have an incentive to give the public the worst deal possible.

Bank Doctorine by mlhiss March 22, 2012

Doctorate in Truthology 

Someone who spouts complete bullshit, with a wholly undeserved air of authority, can be said to have this.

"What kind of authority does this guy think he has, saying that shit like it's objective fact?"
"Apparently he has some kind of degree..."
"Yeah, Doctorate in Truthology!"

Doctorate in Truthology by Alex Stockwell March 13, 2019

doctoress 

A female in the profession of doctoring.

I went to see my doctoress today.

doctoress by Matt September 16, 2004