Doctorate 

Are you fucking kidding me!? Jesus Christ! This is horseshit! All that I do for you ingrates, and this fucking kids gets one!? This is the thanks that I get!? Un-fucking-believable! The Un-fucking-believability abounds! It's Un-fucking-believably un-fucking-fair!

Hym "Oh, yeah, sure. Just fucking give one to everyone but me! We'll just be doctor-world from now on! Just give a doctorate to everyone but Hym! And then you can make a movie about the only guy you didn't give a doctorate to and call it 'The sad piss-freak we all collectively decided not to give a doctorate to in spite of the fact that he was objectively better than everyone' I know... It's a mouthful. It's a little wordy. But it accurately describes what's going on here and that's what matters. First that bitch Taylor and now THIS!? YOU AREN'T SERIOUS PEOPLE! NONE OF YOU! YOU ACTUALLY EXPECT ME TO TAKE YOUR LIVES SERIOUSLY!!! You're taking deliberate action to spite me for not taking your lives seriously... AND THIS IS THE KIND OF SHIT YOU DO! REPEATEDLY! OH MY GOD! UGH! 😫 WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS!? HOW AM I THE CRAZY ONE HERE!? Just... Just launch the nukes already... It's... We're done... We don't need to exist anymore..."

Doctorate by Hym Iam April 13, 2023

doctorate in funk 

To be drunk. See also: dr. funk

Possible dissertation topic: the lava lamp

-Whooooo, I'm dr.funk!!
--You got your doctorate in funk?
-Hells yes, I'm Dr. Funk!

doctorate in funk by 403forbidden December 17, 2007

Doctorate of Zombiology 

A P.H. D in the feild of Zombiology. a very prestigous title, sought after by many who think they are cool enough to like zombies, yet few actully take it to the next step and study them and their habits.

I earned my Doctorate of Zombiology through an internet course, so come to me if you ever confront one.

Doctorate of Zombiology by Spike Cloud December 17, 2005

Doctorate in Truthology 

Someone who spouts complete bullshit, with a wholly undeserved air of authority, can be said to have this.

"What kind of authority does this guy think he has, saying that shit like it's objective fact?"
"Apparently he has some kind of degree..."
"Yeah, Doctorate in Truthology!"

Doctorate in Truthology by Alex Stockwell March 13, 2019

Doctorate of Nursing Practice 

A sham degree often obtained by mid-level providers with an inferiority complex towards physicians. Frequently entirely online and conferred by diploma mills. Degree completion requirements may resemble a middle or high school project (e.g. create a poster, create a pamphlet).

Midlevels enjoy obtaining this degree to obfuscate and inflate their true level of education and training (frequently as little as 500 hours), and deceive patientsby introducing themselves as 'a doctor' to unsuspecting individuals knowing patients believe a doctor in a medical setting will be a physician.

I am a mid-level who got my nurse practitioner license a year ago after 500 clinical hours, so excited to get my online doctorate of nursing practice in a few months and tell patients I'm a doctor!

Doctorate of Nursing Practice by Gone with Thee Wind November 23, 2020

Google doctorate

knowledge gained through Internet searches; used for those who know a lot about a topic but have no firsthand experience

Robert: This game requires at least 2 GHz of RAM. How do I know if my computer has that?
Bill: I don't know, let me use my Google doctorate.

Joe: What's more efficient, a CFL or LED?
Bob: LEDs.
Joe: How do you know that?
Bob: Google doctorate!

Google doctorate by GOOGPHD January 5, 2012

talk doctorate to me 

Slang term used when guys like highly intelligent girls and hear their conversations. Young men that use this term use this as a substitute for "Talk dirty to me", because it is more respectful and overall classier, and compliments the woman on her intelligence and achievements in obtaining her PhD in the field of her choice. Same for the opposite sex.

Guys be like: "Talk doctorate to me, woman."

talk doctorate to me by BabydollDame22 January 3, 2017