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Doctress
A doctress is a female doctor. It is an old word that is no longer used because of the general movement in the English language to be gender-neutral in specifying professions. This is akin to actress vs. actor (although more women prefer actor now)
He went to Doctress Johnson after getting injured while plowing the west garden. Doctress Johnson's husband is also a doctor.
Doctress by RealOldWords October 13, 2012
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Doctorism
The near-religious belief that the Doctor (Doctor Who) exists and does in fact save your life nearly every day. This belief arises from unexplained happy-coincidences, such as an unknown man catching a baby that fell 3 stories, or the oil from the 2009 spill disappearing. Subscribers to Doctorism are known as either Doctorites, Companions, or Neo-Whovians.
Doctorism at its best:
Ronny: "Hey, did you hear? That family that went missing a week ago turned up! No one knows how, and they don't really remember."
Joe: "It was the Doctor for sure! I knew he's real!"
Ronny: "Hey, did you hear? That family that went missing a week ago turned up! No one knows how, and they don't really remember."
Joe: "It was the Doctor for sure! I knew he's real!"
Doctorism by Draelathor October 30, 2011
doctors without borders
a worthy cause. doctors that go around t 3rd world countries and help sick kids who can't afford doctors.
doctors without borders by mandy December 9, 2003
Spin Doctors
Only one of the greatest jam bands in the world.
Such songs as..
-Little Miss Cant Be Wrong
-Two Princes
-Pocketfull of Kryptonite
Such songs as..
-Little Miss Cant Be Wrong
-Two Princes
-Pocketfull of Kryptonite
Spin Doctors by spins_on_me December 22, 2004
Doctors in the house
When someone is hurt and someone exclaims "Is there a doctor in the house?" And two or more people stand up to answer that call for help, the group of people meet in the corner of another room and play an intense game of rock paper scissors to the death. The lone victor will rush in the room victorious to help the hurt person.
*person has a heart attack*
"Oh my God! Is there a doctor in the house?"
*Four people stand up(the Doctors in the house), look at eachother, and sprint into the other room*
*Two minutes later, only one man rushes in to aid the person having the heart attack*
"Oh my God! Is there a doctor in the house?"
*Four people stand up(the Doctors in the house), look at eachother, and sprint into the other room*
*Two minutes later, only one man rushes in to aid the person having the heart attack*
Doctors in the house by John_Wenusberg November 4, 2013
Self Diagnosis Doctors
People who diagnose conditions without actually having a degree. While some people are proficient at this, many are not.
Self Diagnosis Doctors by StevoPativo March 11, 2011
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