doctard
A portmanteau describing a terminally-degreed person having no common sense and minimal social skills.
My professor is a doctard
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doctard
1. A doctor or med student who wears his medical coat and stethascope around in public to impress people and get noticed. A combination of the words doctor and retard.
2. A person who thinks that becoming a doctor is the end all, be all of existance.
2. A person who thinks that becoming a doctor is the end all, be all of existance.
doctard by doctor_evil_69 February 21, 2003
Dotarded
Adjective used to describe a brash and ill-conceived action with potentially disastrous consequences committed by an individual in a position of great authority, but who is of questionable cognitive faculties.
Though originally from the relatively obscure English literary term "dotard", referring to a senile individual, the term was revived in late 2017 when it was used by North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un to describe US president Donald J Trump.
Alternatively, the term "dotarded" can also be interpreted as a portmanteau of "Donald" and "retarded".
Though originally from the relatively obscure English literary term "dotard", referring to a senile individual, the term was revived in late 2017 when it was used by North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un to describe US president Donald J Trump.
Alternatively, the term "dotarded" can also be interpreted as a portmanteau of "Donald" and "retarded".
Michael: "I'm not convinced that Donald Trump's foreign policy strategy of out-crazying the world's most brutal and unstable dictators isn't going to work"
Lilly: "You can't be serious. Playing nuclear chicken with Kim Jon Un is f*cking dotarded, and may very well end up causing World War III and the end of humanity as we know it"
Michael: "Yeah. True. I got nothing."
Lilly: "You can't be serious. Playing nuclear chicken with Kim Jon Un is f*cking dotarded, and may very well end up causing World War III and the end of humanity as we know it"
Michael: "Yeah. True. I got nothing."
Dotarded by Gruffalo Soldier September 23, 2017
Dotard Trump
A playword on Donald Trump's name by combining the words "Donald" and "Retard", a mentally deranged person according to North Korean leader Kim Jong Un.
Kim Jong Un calls Donald Trump a dotard and a mentally deranged person, the name Dotard Trump fits him perfectly.
Dotard Trump by PediPipita September 25, 2017
DoctorDepp
He is the true and only DoctorDepp. Water. Earth. Fire. Air.
Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.
Only the Depp, master of all four elements, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished.
A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an airbender named DoctorDepp, and although his airbending skills are great, he still has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone.
But I believe DoctorDepp can save the world.
Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.
Only the Depp, master of all four elements, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished.
A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an airbender named DoctorDepp, and although his airbending skills are great, he still has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone.
But I believe DoctorDepp can save the world.
DoctorDepp by Gentomeiter May 5, 2021
DCtard
DCtard by godzillamage December 23, 2014
Dotardess
Dotardess by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020
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