docchi 

something exclusively said by dumbass sagittariuses, usually in the context of hiding in denial of facing the truth.

person a: hey if you had a fursona what animal would it be
person ♐️: docchi (leaves chat)

docchi by __beebot February 10, 2021

Skoochie Doochie 

The act of cutely seducing your partner through genital combat.

Locking crotches and swapping gravy.

Tunnel patrol.

Disappointing God.

He would drive 20 miles just to skoochie doochie.

Skoochie Doochie by Fart Industries March 26, 2022

Decchi 

Decchi = Demongirls + Ecchi. A subset of ecchi is dedicated to sexy demongirls.

I'm addicted to decchi

Decchi by Phxntxm May 22, 2022

doichi 

Doichi is a term that was started by drunk Abel, and later evolved into something spectacular.

doichi is bigger than ant

doichi by yoloswg August 28, 2014

Douchician 

\doosh-ish-en\ n.

An adolescent male douchebag, who poorly performs douchey songs in an attempt to impress girls and/or douche whores; despite not having any real musical talent.

Common Characteristics of Douchicians:

- the guitar is the instrument of choice for most douchicians
- douchicians will bring a guitar even if it is not appropriate
- most douchicians have shaggy hair
- douchicians rarely wear shoes when performing outdoors
- douchicians will seize all opportunites to go shirtless

Top 5 Songs Frequently Played by Douchicians:

1. "Original" songs, with a "borrowed" melody, about an ex
2. Wonderwall - Oasis
3. Hey There Delilah - Plain White T's
4. The intro to Stairway to Heaven - Led Zeppelin
5. Time of Your Life - Green Day

Person 1: Why does that guy always bring his guitar and sing "Hey there Delilah" by Plain White T's?

Person 2: He's a douchician, and that's just what douchicians do.

Person 1: Well, he could at least put his shirt back on. I can't believe some of those girls are actually impressed.

Person 2: Those are just stupid douche whores, and douche whores go crazy over douchicians.

Perfect Example of a Douchician:

Family Guy, "Stewie Kills Louis". Season: 6 Episode: 4 of the animated sitcom, shows a short clip of a "douche bag" playing a guitar. The clip comes just after Stewie realizes that he never follows through with any of his plans to kill Louis. The animated clip can be found online at popular video sharing sites.

Douchician by TitsMagee10249 November 22, 2010

douchiosity 

(n) the quality or state of being a douchebag

I must say, Jeeves, that Henry's douchiosity surpasses even that of Napoleon's. I dare say he might be the biggest douche ever!

douchiosity by shrimphead May 8, 2008

Douchist

One who teaches and/or practices the art of being a douche, also known as douchism.

Man I think we need to have an intervention for Alex, I'm pretty sure he's a douchist now.

Douchist by Ben, Alex, and Terrance January 24, 2008