Douchist

One who teaches and/or practices the art of being a douche, also known as douchism.

Man I think we need to have an intervention for Alex, I'm pretty sure he's a douchist now.

by Ben, Alex, and Terrance January 24, 2008

Douchist

An over opinionated individual who doesn't feel the need to think things through on their personal beliefs.

'it's important to respect other peoples beliefs. But if you're a ********* you're a dipshit!' *reader scrolls through the text and shakes his or her head* 'another Douchist'

by Gascoigne86 September 22, 2019

Douchist

A(n) supporter of/action that supports the lifestyle of douche.

The comments he makes are very douchist. I do not follow that ideal, so I cannot be friends with him. I am sorry.

by Tallymo April 15, 2011

Douchestain

Someone with arrogance who leaves a lasting impression like a stain.

douche douchebag douchestain

by A. Dangles February 15, 2009

douchestache

Douchestache: sparcially grown or overgrown facial hair combined with an overall douchebag personality.

There's that dude with the 1 week douchestache hitting on my girlfriend again. I ran him off an hour ago.

by Darth Jerome September 21, 2006

Douchester

1.The combining of a hipster and a douchebag. 2. The act of the "hipster" look becoming so rampant, that douche-bags begin to dress like hipsters, making the two indistinguishable.

Steven Patrick has begun to wear his mustache finger while dressing in affliction clothes, quite the douchester.

by ojzitro April 20, 2010

douchestep

A genre of music that sounds similar to dubstep, and enjoyed by legions of douchebags.

Vinnie - "Yo bro! You heard the new Skrillex track?"

Me - "No. Sorry Vinnie. I'm not a fan of douchestep."

by mojoroum December 23, 2011