I don't like using paper straws because it will always dizmozzle.
I need a new straw because the first one dizmozzled.
My straw is dizmozzling.
I need a new straw due to the dizmozzlement of the first one.
Long versoin: Walt Disnizzle. Example: Justin Timberlake. When a middleclass white person assumes the street characteristics of black subculture. Derived from combining Disney and shizzle.
Did you see the Disnizzles hanging out at the mall? They were all buying Tupac posters.