Ditchwanker

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A guy who shows up to an overnight party in someone's garden without a sleeping bag and a tent. And instead sleeps fully clothed in the corner of someone else's tent without a sleeping bag or a pillow with their face positioned up against one of the tents canvas walls.

Oi Zac!!!! (Pause) Fucking ditchwanker!!!

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dickwanker

A boy who is extremely immature compared to his age.
Dickwanker's usually are seen in large groups who never leave eachother's sides and think they are "the shit" when infact they are not.

Dickwanker's usually take the term "bromance" too far hence the term "Dickwanker"

*Boy walks passed*

Girl 1: I've never seen a bigger dickwanker in my whole entire life

Girl 2: What about your ex?

Girl 1: Yes, he was a pretty big dickwanker

dickwanker by freetimeconstantly. September 5, 2011

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dull as ditchwater

very boring, or miserable.

old english phrase dating back to the 1700s, which plays on the double meaning of dull (boring/opaque).

modern english and american english also uses the phrase "dull as dishwater", probably evolved through mispronounciation and familiarity with the latter.

"andy has a new girlfriend but i can't understand why, she is as dull as ditchwater"

"wear the purple one, that black dress is dull as ditchwater"

dull as ditchwater by miss moo April 6, 2006

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Ditch wanker

A young male located towards the edge of a tent. Commonly found wearing Jeans and a Bomber Jacket with penis in hand.

What do you mean bruv. We're never gonna fit 5 people in there!

Don't worry mate, Zac's a ditch wanker so we're all good.

Ditch wanker by The Ultimate Bruh Moment September 26, 2019

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Ditchwater Surprise

A liquid, foul smelling shit usually a dark green color as a result of food poisoning. The odor is reminiscent of a piece of roadkill that was knocked off into a ditch full of dank, brackish, water.

"Don't go in there, I just left a ditchwater surprise behind, you don't want to smell that."

Ditchwater Surprise by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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