A guy who shows up to an overnight party in someone's garden without a sleeping bag and a tent. And instead sleeps fully clothed in the corner of someone else's tent without a sleeping bag or a pillow with their face positioned up against one of the tents canvas walls.
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Dickwanker's usually are seen in large groups who never leave eachother's sides and think they are "the shit" when infact they are not.
Dickwanker's usually take the term "bromance" too far hence the term "Dickwanker"
Dickwanker's usually are seen in large groups who never leave eachother's sides and think they are "the shit" when infact they are not.
Dickwanker's usually take the term "bromance" too far hence the term "Dickwanker"
*Boy walks passed*
Girl 1: I've never seen a bigger dickwanker in my whole entire life
Girl 2: What about your ex?
Girl 1: Yes, he was a pretty big dickwanker
Girl 1: I've never seen a bigger dickwanker in my whole entire life
Girl 2: What about your ex?
Girl 1: Yes, he was a pretty big dickwanker
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very boring, or miserable.
old english phrase dating back to the 1700s, which plays on the double meaning of dull (boring/opaque).
modern english and american english also uses the phrase "dull as dishwater", probably evolved through mispronounciation and familiarity with the latter.
old english phrase dating back to the 1700s, which plays on the double meaning of dull (boring/opaque).
modern english and american english also uses the phrase "dull as dishwater", probably evolved through mispronounciation and familiarity with the latter.
"andy has a new girlfriend but i can't understand why, she is as dull as ditchwater"
"wear the purple one, that black dress is dull as ditchwater"
"wear the purple one, that black dress is dull as ditchwater"
by miss moo April 6, 2006
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What do you mean bruv. We're never gonna fit 5 people in there!
Don't worry mate, Zac's a ditch wanker so we're all good.
Don't worry mate, Zac's a ditch wanker so we're all good.
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