dickwanker

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A boy who is extremely immature compared to his age.
Dickwanker's usually are seen in large groups who never leave eachother's sides and think they are "the shit" when infact they are not.

Dickwanker's usually take the term "bromance" too far hence the term "Dickwanker"

*Boy walks passed*

Girl 1: I've never seen a bigger dickwanker in my whole entire life

Girl 2: What about your ex?

Girl 1: Yes, he was a pretty big dickwanker

dickwanker by freetimeconstantly. September 5, 2011

Words you can keep

dickwasher

n: Refers to a person's mouth.

Shut your dickwasher! Bring your dickwasher over here and put it to use.

dickwasher by Scott Free May 30, 2006

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DickWarmer

A small lap dog, usually from Mexico that will nest on your cock to keep it warm. You must be carful because on a bad day they can become dick stompers.

Unc: Steve have u seen my dickwarmer?
Steve: I think I saw it running around the kitchen

DickWarmer by Lordgumby November 20, 2016

Dickwicker

Someone who holds a heated desire for another's penis. Or, someone who flames my dick.

Billy Hombre, "You see that dude, he's such a dickwicker." John John, "Yeah, Ginger Chris' been carrying a flame for your cock'n-ballz for years." Billy Hombre, "Gobble chug'm guzzle spank'n bust (with blow job motion)...that dude so flames my dick."

Dickwicker by Coombsie Von Mallen June 12, 2011

Dickwank

A derogatory term for a person (usually male) who acts in an appalling manner. One who deserves insult. Can be used in reference to prominent public figures who offend, say a sportsman who performs terribly. However, it is more commonly used to insult those around you.

Dave! Stop stealing my cookies you dickwank...

Dickwank by Dave Ex August 25, 2008

Dicktaker

An individual who partakes and enjoys penis in his butt.

A: Hey, Grawp, what are you doing tonight?
B: Hey dude, i think I'm down to take some dicks tonight.
A: Aw man, you're such a Dicktaker!

Dicktaker by Not_the_dt_forever September 13, 2011

dickwater

Water stirred by the dick.

Here honey, I just made you a nice glass of dickwater.

dickwater by Z CUP November 9, 2007

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026