2 definitions by The Ultimate Bruh Moment

A young male located towards the edge of a tent. Commonly found wearing Jeans and a Bomber Jacket with penis in hand.
What do you mean bruv. We're never gonna fit 5 people in there!

Don't worry mate, Zac's a ditch wanker so we're all good.
by The Ultimate Bruh Moment September 26, 2019
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Look over there. It's Ethan. What an Uplands Boy smh fam...
by The Ultimate Bruh Moment September 26, 2019
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