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Ditchbag 

Noun. Someone who constantly fails to show up for dates or abandons their friends at a bar.
Similar to douchebag.
"Did Jesse leave without us AGAIN?"
"Yeah. She's such a ditchbag."
Ditchbag by dissonant October 23, 2011

dutchbag 

Douchebags who also happen to be dirtier than an Amsterdam hooker getting off a 12 hour shift during the World Cup.
Look at that fucking dutchbag... not only is he drinking a wine cooler and sporting pink Izod with a popped collar while talking WAY too loud on a blue tooth headset, he also has a nasty looking sore on his lip.
dutchbag by Elias Creed May 6, 2007

dutchbag 

Typically refers to a male with loser qualities, typically trying too hard to be cool.
He was a complete dutchbag.
dutchbag by snickerdoodle79 September 10, 2010

dutchbag 

Douche bags that work at coffee establishments. Usually they have frosted tips, or really short hair, they are large dudes made by cretin. Also always drive either large jacked up trucks, or small rice burners.
Ever since Tom got that job at Dutch Bros hes become a real dutchbag, all he cares about anymore is red bull, his car, and his sick tribal tats.
dutchbag by dicksssasss April 5, 2016

dutchbag 

A variation on deutchbag, heretofore the foremost, slightly whimsical "slur" for people of Dutch heritage. Also called amsterdummies. What are they to be mocked for? Excellent canal construction? Legalizing many drugs and prostitution? No, these are Dutch gifts to mankind. Thus, they must be mocked for their innate dutchbaggery.
"Did you see him eating his fries with mayonaise and going 'Gurdy Gurdy Gurdy?'"
Yeah. Man, that Willem is such a dutchbag.
dutchbag by Bananers June 5, 2007

Ditch bag 

Someone who ditchs you who you feel is a nit bag at the same time.
My friend and me arrange to go somewhere and he ditchs me and just before he was being a twat, then the next day i would call him a "Ditch Bag".
Ditch bag by oscartv July 5, 2012
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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