ditchbag

someone who says they will meet up and hang out, only to change there mind later on that day.

turtles a real ditchbag, he was gonna burn one and now hes just at home being a peice of shit.

by andthebrakesfailed October 20, 2009

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Ditchbag

Noun. Someone who constantly fails to show up for dates or abandons their friends at a bar.
Similar to douchebag.

"Did Jesse leave without us AGAIN?"
"Yeah. She's such a ditchbag."

by dissonant October 23, 2011

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dutchbag

Douchebags who also happen to be dirtier than an Amsterdam hooker getting off a 12 hour shift during the World Cup.

Look at that fucking dutchbag... not only is he drinking a wine cooler and sporting pink Izod with a popped collar while talking WAY too loud on a blue tooth headset, he also has a nasty looking sore on his lip.

by Elias Creed May 6, 2007

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dutchbag

Typically refers to a male with loser qualities, typically trying too hard to be cool.

He was a complete dutchbag.

by snickerdoodle79 September 10, 2010

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dutchbag

Douche bags that work at coffee establishments. Usually they have frosted tips, or really short hair, they are large dudes made by cretin. Also always drive either large jacked up trucks, or small rice burners.

Ever since Tom got that job at Dutch Bros hes become a real dutchbag, all he cares about anymore is red bull, his car, and his sick tribal tats.

by dicksssasss April 5, 2016

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dutchbag

A variation on deutchbag, heretofore the foremost, slightly whimsical "slur" for people of Dutch heritage. Also called amsterdummies. What are they to be mocked for? Excellent canal construction? Legalizing many drugs and prostitution? No, these are Dutch gifts to mankind. Thus, they must be mocked for their innate dutchbaggery.

"Did you see him eating his fries with mayonaise and going 'Gurdy Gurdy Gurdy?'"
Yeah. Man, that Willem is such a dutchbag.

by Bananers June 5, 2007

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