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ditchbag 

someone who says they will meet up and hang out, only to change there mind later on that day.
turtles a real ditchbag, he was gonna burn one and now hes just at home being a peice of shit.
ditchbag by andthebrakesfailed October 20, 2009
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Ditchbag 

Noun. Someone who constantly fails to show up for dates or abandons their friends at a bar.
Similar to douchebag.
"Did Jesse leave without us AGAIN?"
"Yeah. She's such a ditchbag."
Ditchbag by dissonant October 23, 2011

dutchbag 

Douchebags who also happen to be dirtier than an Amsterdam hooker getting off a 12 hour shift during the World Cup.
Look at that fucking dutchbag... not only is he drinking a wine cooler and sporting pink Izod with a popped collar while talking WAY too loud on a blue tooth headset, he also has a nasty looking sore on his lip.
dutchbag by Elias Creed May 6, 2007

dutchbag 

Typically refers to a male with loser qualities, typically trying too hard to be cool.
He was a complete dutchbag.
dutchbag by snickerdoodle79 September 10, 2010

dutchbag 

Douche bags that work at coffee establishments. Usually they have frosted tips, or really short hair, they are large dudes made by cretin. Also always drive either large jacked up trucks, or small rice burners.
Ever since Tom got that job at Dutch Bros hes become a real dutchbag, all he cares about anymore is red bull, his car, and his sick tribal tats.
dutchbag by dicksssasss April 5, 2016

dutchbag 

A variation on deutchbag, heretofore the foremost, slightly whimsical "slur" for people of Dutch heritage. Also called amsterdummies. What are they to be mocked for? Excellent canal construction? Legalizing many drugs and prostitution? No, these are Dutch gifts to mankind. Thus, they must be mocked for their innate dutchbaggery.
"Did you see him eating his fries with mayonaise and going 'Gurdy Gurdy Gurdy?'"
Yeah. Man, that Willem is such a dutchbag.
dutchbag by Bananers June 5, 2007

Ditch bag 

Someone who ditchs you who you feel is a nit bag at the same time.
My friend and me arrange to go somewhere and he ditchs me and just before he was being a twat, then the next day i would call him a "Ditch Bag".
Ditch bag by oscartv July 5, 2012
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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