ditchball

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An individual whom when given the keys to his own demise, takes that ball and runs with straight to the ditch.

Damn Kyle is a straight ditchball I was just kidding about how good meth was and here he is, on meth.

ditchball by Ken Berry June 24, 2021

Words you can keep

Bitchballs

When a woman does something that takes a lot of courage to do

Wow, Jenny just slapped that guy, she's got some real Bitchballs!

Can also be used as a swear word, Ah, Bitchballs! I just smashed my finger!

Bitchballs by Electrowelder May 12, 2012

Related Words

ditchball • Hitchball • DutchBallVIII • Dutch Ball • dickballs • ditchbag • dickballed • Dickballing • ditchill • Diceball

Dickballing

To misbehave or fool around

“Ashley! Stop dickballing around!”

D. Sherlock.

Dickballing by J C S Newin October 13, 2018

Dickballscuntcockshitpiss

When you take an overcooked grilled cheese, paint it purple and tape it to the wall and yodel at it

Carl: Woah! Thats a really nice dickballscuntcockshitpiss Jimmy!

Jimmy: Thanks!

Dickballscuntcockshitpiss by Cxtfish February 10, 2021

DickBall-Sandwich

The act of putting your flaccid penis in-between your balls and your thigh for sexual pleasure, out of boredom, or so it looks like you don't have a dick and only balls.

When i make a DickBall-Sandwich with my thigh it looks like my dicks gone.

When I am bored watching a youtube video I usually make a DickBall-Sandwich

DickBall-Sandwich by IHaveBadEggs November 24, 2014

Dickballgooch

The sweatiest, stickiest, most disgusting part of the penis, right in between the dick, balls, and gooch

John: Damn I gotta clean my dickballgooch it sure is real sweaty down there

Dan: That's gross John I didn't need to hear that

Dickballgooch by Liqma April 4, 2019

dickballs

noun: derogatory comment; statement of being both a dick and balls.

hey there, dickballs, i'm trying to fuck your sister, get outta here!

dickballs by no August 17, 2003

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026