When you pull the hair out of your buttcheeks after washing your hair but the hair goes up your bum hole, so when you pull it out it gives you great pleasure
Diablo the Cheater is a person on Youtube who plays Interdimensional Sex Simulator (Powered by a fucking Necromancer) daily.
"Honey, who is DougDoug?"
"Do you mean Diablo the Cheater (AKA DougDoug)?"
"Yeah that guy. what's he famous for again?"
"Playing Interdimensional Sex Simulator Daily."
Otherwise known as DVC, it is a community college situated in Pleasant Hill, CA. It's known for its curve-destroying over achieving Asian students, inability to find a parking spot after 8AM, poorly designed buildings complete with an insufficient number of restrooms and flimsy feeling floors that reverberate your foot steps, incredibly long waiting lists for classes, and proximity to In N Out Burger.
Yu-Wang: "I have a 10:00 AM Calculus 3 class this semester at Diablo Valley College."
Xien: "You better arrive at 6:30 AM if you want to find a parking spot!"
Yu-Wang: "Good idea. It will give me a chance to get 4 chapters ahead in my Calc book."
A sexybeautiful Hispanic woman. She gives you that look that makes you wanna buy roses for her on a Thursday morning but looks like she can cut your balls off if you fuck around w her the wrong way.