A game that has more addicting qualities than crack cocaine.
someone: Whats up man?
you: I'm on the patch.
someone: To quit smoking?
you: No. I play Diablo 2.
someone: Oh, so you're quitting?
you: Fuck no biatch, I'm on 1.09 patch, waiting for blizzard to get their shit in gear and release the much needed 1.10
by Tam Datson March 7, 2003
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The means in which you will spend the next 5 years of your life in pathetic seclusion with nothing but your red bull and a lifetime of back problems that will develop from countless hours of sitting in an uncomfortable low-backed chair.

The means in which you will lose your dignity,your girlfriend that you don't have, your sanity, your perception of the real world, and your normal sleeping habits.
"So what did you do this weekend?"
"I could use my computer to distort a picture of your face to look like Baal."
"WTF?"
"Or maybe Mephisto."
"Dude, something is wrong with you.....very wrong."
"Did you just hear that?"
"Hear what?"
"I think somewhere a gem just dropped.....It sounds like a perfect Topaz....yeah topaz...hehehh. Diablo 2.."
by youisafurryz October 4, 2006
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A game that my ex-boyfriend left me for. Honestly girls, if your boyfriend starts to play this game, throw his computer out the window and don't allow him to buy a new one. It's actually more addicting than heroin. It will ruin a person's life and make them lose their friends and sleep. Don't offer to rush him and don't let him buy you a copy of it so that you can play it with him.
My boyfriend doesn't want to have sex anymore, instead he plays D2 all day.
by sliverofpeace April 30, 2005
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A MMORPG type game made by Blizzard intended to frustate players into addiction. The game provides a friendly online environment where people curse, annoy, scam and beg each other all for the sake of items. The goal of the game is to level characters and equip them with skillful items, which help kill monsters faster for more items which in turn provides more characters with abilities acquire better items. Gameplay usually results in prolong periods without food, sleep or trips to the bathroom. Can be attributed to social, behavioral and academial problems. Players who quit out of boredom usually suffer relapse after rest.
hardcore diablo 2 player: OMG!!1 i just found a perfect gf!@#
non diablo 2 player: huh? really she hooked up with you??
hardcore diablo 2 player: huh? wtf?
non diablo 2 player: that hot chic from the gym?
hardcore diablo 2 player: uh.. nvm
non diablo 2 player: ??

(gf is an acrynom for grandfather, a rare sword in the game)
by I-I0I30 October 25, 2005
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a game that i got addicted to and played till 8 in the moring till 9 at night. untill i broke out of its addicting spell and snapped the cd.
break the diablo 2 addicting spell bye snappi8ng the disc.
by sound_chaos May 2, 2005
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Diablo 2 is a Blizzard Classic. It is an online computer game that was released in 2000. It gained it's popularity in 2001 when the Expansion version was released. Although it is an M rated game, 95% of those who play it are middle schoolers whose ages range from 11 to 15.

There are 5 character classes (7 if you own the expansion) and 4 different Acts (5 if you own the expansion). In each act there are 6 quests (excluding the 4th which only has 3). The objective of the game is to complete each quest in each act (some optional, some mandatory) and to increase your level as high as you possibly can. The maximum level limit is 99 and can only be obtained by gaining an absurd amount of expierence by slaying demons in each of the 5 acts. But during your quest to level your character(s)you must also find items to become more powerful. Helm, Armour, Weapon, Shield, Belt, Boot, Glove, 2xRings, and Amulet are the various different forms of items you can find for your character. There are different classifications of items. Common(white) , Magic(blue), Rare(Yellow)and Unique(Gold). Each item holds different abilities than can increase your characters power. Once you complete all 5 acts, you can duel other players (which you can do so at any time past level 9, but you are usually best suited after completing the game an containing a fine amount of Power and Skill) to compete to be the best. Or you can simply create a seperate character and start all over.

Diablo 2 is known to be an addictive game because with every victory against other players you are pushed further and further into your desire. The desire to be the best in the game. There are millions of players and several young teens all over the world playing non-stop to increase their characters powers as high as they can go.

Although it's not the same craze as it was 3-5 years ago, Diablo 2 is still one of the strongest running and most popular Blizzard games along with Warcraft. It is a game that most kids usually quit and outgrow once they reach High School. Some of the players on d2 are vicious and will do whatever it takes to be the best even if it resorts to hacking.

I quit playing Diablo 2 because the players are childish assholes.

Once you get into Highschool, you mature (hopefully) and d2 becomes a thing of the past for you.

But to those still caught in the craze, I have but one piece of advice:
NEVER GIVE YOUR PASSWORD TO A SINGLE SOUL NO MATTER HOW FRIENDLY THEY ARE OR NO MATTER WHAT THEY PROMISE YOU! IF YOU DESIRE TO SHARE YOUR ACCOUNT, ONLY SHARE IT WITH A VERY VERY CLOSE FRIEND THAT YOU SEE OFTEN IN SCHOOL OR OTHER PLACES, SO THAT IF THEY DO STEAL YOUR ACCOUNT, YOU CAN FIND THEM AND GIVE THEM A NICE AND PROPER ASS-WHOOPING.

Happy leveling :) ... and Good Luck ;)
by Former bnetter March 18, 2006
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Life draining computer game, players who play it often found themselves devoid of a life, girlfriend, or any other monument of their terrible social abilities.

Gamers ditches school just to spend hours searching of the Ultra Nuklear Oculous of Unanimous Kickass (+2 Skills +3x Immunity to Cold +2000 Magic Damage +Guaranteed Drop of Uniques), rumored to be hidden in a dung sample dropped from Baal's swollen sphinchter.
Diablo 2 Gamer: "OMGz! I just found myself a bitchin' 75x FCR Sorc Ring with 800% Magic Find! God I'm so fucking tired...."

Straight-Thinking Kid: "Neat, I got laid twelve times today. Cool huh? My schlong hurts bad though"

Diablo 2 Gamer: "Haha! You faggot, you got a small dick. Gayass"

Diablo 2 Gamers spasms violently on the floor, blood pouring out of his eyes, then dies from a seizure.
by Chang Tan March 13, 2005
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