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Cloud District
Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am I saying. Of course you don't.
-Nazeem (Drunken Huntsman, The Plains District of Whiterun, Skyrim, Tamriel, Nirn. Sometime in the 4th era.)
-Nazeem (Drunken Huntsman, The Plains District of Whiterun, Skyrim, Tamriel, Nirn. Sometime in the 4th era.)
Cloud District by Gerrymanderingpigeonholr May 24, 2016
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distractivity
Distractivity is what you’re doing when you get distracted from what you should be doing. It's generally what you want to do, often what you need to do, and arguably, what you’ll do best.
John wasn't making much progress on the company's annual report, so he welcomed the distractivity of working on his website.
distractivity by JohnGoodman January 25, 2010
Distraction Cake
Something pleasant which draws attention from a situation which could be awkward or embarrassing for those involved. Distraction cake originated in British teen dramedy "Skins" where Emily Fitch produced a delicious chocolate cake, seemingly from thin air, in order to remove attention from Naomi Campbell who was being heckled about her sexuality - presumably as an act to show her undying love.
Cook: I know the cure
Naomi: The cure for what?
Cook: It's my cock
Naomi: What the hell are you talking about?
*Awkward glances and laughter*
Emily: Hey look what I made! (Produces delicious distraction cake)
Naomi: The cure for what?
Cook: It's my cock
Naomi: What the hell are you talking about?
*Awkward glances and laughter*
Emily: Hey look what I made! (Produces delicious distraction cake)
Distraction Cake by TheWroteAndTheWrit February 20, 2009
yours is no disgrace
A song by yes.
The lyrics go as follows:
Yesterday a morning came, a smile upon your face.
Caesar's palace, morning glory, silly human race,
On a sailing ship to nowhere, leaving any place,
If the summer change to winter, yours is no disgrace.
Battleships confide in me and tell me where you are,
Shining, flying, purple wolfhound, show me where you are,
Lost in summer, morning, winter, travel very far,
Lost in musing circumstances, that's just where you are.
This song is about the Vietnam war, and about how soldiers crawled out of "dirty holes" (underground bunkers) and "their morals" would "disappear", simply meaning that they would have killed someone for no reason.
The song was very anti-war, especially the vitenam war.
The lyrics go as follows:
Yesterday a morning came, a smile upon your face.
Caesar's palace, morning glory, silly human race,
On a sailing ship to nowhere, leaving any place,
If the summer change to winter, yours is no disgrace.
Battleships confide in me and tell me where you are,
Shining, flying, purple wolfhound, show me where you are,
Lost in summer, morning, winter, travel very far,
Lost in musing circumstances, that's just where you are.
This song is about the Vietnam war, and about how soldiers crawled out of "dirty holes" (underground bunkers) and "their morals" would "disappear", simply meaning that they would have killed someone for no reason.
The song was very anti-war, especially the vitenam war.
yours is no disgrace by liberalwizardtyler July 30, 2007
susquenita school district
The worst damn school I have ever seen. The teachers are bitches. The students are assholes. In the rare case that a teacher actually is good and cares about their students, they are bullied by the students anyway. The hallways are trashy. The staff is way too strict, walking HIGH SCHOOLERS to and from lunch, having assigned lunch seats, and you can’t even get up without asking. The teachers control your lives, they act as if we didn’t have any other classes, so they assign hours of homework.
random dude 1: My school is so bad, teachers and students are jerks, the staff is strict, the teachers assign stacks upon stacks of homework. The hallways are so mes-
random dude 2: let me guess, you go to susquenita school district?
random dude 2: let me guess, you go to susquenita school district?
susquenita school district by Frick school October 15, 2019
Weapon of Mass Distraction (WMD)
Celebrities that have been enlisted by the U.S Government to keep the public eye off of what is really going on...
Paris Hilton's crotch... Britney Spears cooch... Anna Nicole Smith America's Princess Di... all government operatives...a collective Weapon of Mass Distraction (WMD) if you will...
Weapon of Mass Distraction (WMD) by Jared L. Ohlinger August 12, 2008
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
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Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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